Shazhupan Pickup Lines
@shazhupan.bsky.social
Great moments in pig butchering scams.
“All the kids are asleep and dreaming.”
August 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
“All the kids are asleep and dreaming.”
You bring the bikes. I’ll bring the restraining order.
July 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
You bring the bikes. I’ll bring the restraining order.
Does cross-stitch count as “special”? 🧶
June 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Does cross-stitch count as “special”? 🧶
Definitely don’t want the inauthentic seafood.
June 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Definitely don’t want the inauthentic seafood.
Someone’s gotta run 🏃🏻♀️
May 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Someone’s gotta run 🏃🏻♀️
Desperate times call for …
May 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Desperate times call for …
Just this once. 🧳
May 7, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Just this once. 🧳
Is has you vacation? 🙀
May 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Is has you vacation? 🙀
I can’t hear you. 🙉
May 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I can’t hear you. 🙉
I always make time for close friends!
April 16, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I always make time for close friends!
Must’ve missed the uptown transfer.
April 16, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Must’ve missed the uptown transfer.
But I’m vegetarian.
December 17, 2024 at 8:41 PM
But I’m vegetarian.
Friendly cowboy.
December 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Friendly cowboy.