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Shay VanZwoll
@shayvanzwoll.bsky.social
Cat momma, freelance editor, reader, dreamer, and oh yeah, I fix things people break on websites.
Eating is highly overrated.
January 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Someday I would like to date someone who actually puts me first.
January 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Interesting read. This is the change log from January 8, 2025 for Meta's hateful conduct policy.

Link to the policy. Go to the change log to view the edits: transparency.meta.com/policies/com...

PDF in case the change log is removed: drive.google.com/file/d/1sSVG...
Meta Change Log January 8 2025 Hateful Conduct _ Transparency Center.pdf
drive.google.com
January 8, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Update on Life (1 of 6)

1. Kyp fell in the trash this morning. He fails to understand that the kitchen trash with the swinging lid is NOT a good stepping stool to the counter. Unfortunately, I don't have pictures or video.
December 19, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Today was just one of those days...
December 11, 2024 at 4:14 AM
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rwrd.io
December 11, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I'm trapped. Trapped and thirsty. I may die of dehydration.
November 26, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Good game today! Go Lions!
November 24, 2024 at 11:57 PM
November 20, 2024 at 1:55 AM
Reposted by Shay VanZwoll
👀 Looking for some bookish deals?📚 Our Fantasy & Sci-fi book fair has 100+ free & discounted books, plus KU finds! There's also a HUGE giveaway at the bottom!
🚀 View the fair here: clcannon.net/bookfair ⚔️
C.L. Cannon's Fantasy & Sci-fi Book Fair - C.L. Cannon's Fantasy & Sci-fi Book Fair
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clcannon.net
November 17, 2024 at 2:41 AM
Reposted by Shay VanZwoll
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🏰 Prizes #Quicksilver #Evocation #WhenTheMoonHatched #HeartlessHunter #Phantasma & #TheStarsAreDying + Romantasy candle, #OnceUponABrokenHeart print, & #ACOTAR ornament! 🏰
November 17, 2024 at 4:22 AM
When you're from Michigan, currently live in Florida, and it finally gets chilly enough to wear a hoodie. Go Lions!
November 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
November 17, 2024 at 1:30 AM
@purrinink.bsky.social always has something that helps me smile.
November 16, 2024 at 4:11 AM
November 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
I'm pretty sure that I'm never going to be able to move...
November 15, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by Shay VanZwoll
Hi everyone.

The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars.

We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website.

We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off.

I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2024 at 2:09 PM
Random pictures of my day today. Yesterday? Whatever day Wednesday was.
November 14, 2024 at 5:16 AM
I can tell it's been a stressful year when I just hit 100 books read yesterday.
November 13, 2024 at 8:03 AM
November 13, 2024 at 8:02 AM
So...this is a thing. As is only right, I'm starting out this account with a cat picture.
November 8, 2024 at 3:04 AM