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Shayne🍃
@shaynes-selects.bsky.social
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I purchase cannabis & operate social media pages for an authorized retailer in ON, Canada.
Lover of cannabis🍃 cats🐱 music 🎶 & Pokemon🤓👾
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What a fucking anomaly of writing - billy woods is profound.
May 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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New Sheesh rosin drink, who dis?
New Sheesh Banjo Berry Live Rosin Strawberry Lemonade
May 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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A few minutes early for BlueSky 🤭
Happy early 4:20 on 4/20

Come join me for HEAD IN THE CLOUDS ⛅️ on June 4th from 3:00pm - 8:00pm.

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April 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Happy weed day everybody!
May your 4/20 be filled with high-grade cannabis and laughter.
🎥 : 🍓Strawberry Skrilla - KWALL
April 20, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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Additionally, my baby boy looks like a damn Hallmark card here
#Caturday #ButItsMonday
February 17, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Not a big consumer of General Admission (not my type of products; not judging those who love them) but as some one who used to resell high end clothing I absolutely love these custom tags they have on their merch 😍
January 29, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I love nicknaming them 😍
A view of my team screen in Pokemon Crystal. SZA the Caterpie Spade the Spinarak Cher the Geodude Juliet the Pidgey Reverend the Totodile
January 19, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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A STRAWBERRY JAM type of Saturday morning

Now I think it’s alright to feel inhuman
Now I think that’s a riot
January 18, 2025 at 11:34 AM
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It’s like the pre-finale to a really good show; introducing the stellar flowers that ranked fourth, third, and second in my Top 10 Flowers of 2024.
4 - SURREAL DREAMS - SweetGrass Organic I know - I am kind of cheating by ranking this here, BUT I got it to try it in 2024 and it was originally slated for a late Fall 2024 release but stay tuned in 2025. Soon Ontario, soon. The SweetGrass team has done it again. Last year it was Mint Chocolate Chip that was my #1. This year we have Surreal Dreams at #4. And it easily could've taken #3, or #2. These final ranks were tough to decide but nonetheless, this right here is top shelf. If you don't believe me go ahead and ask B.C. It boasts a truly bright and unique aroma with notes of juniper, black cherry, and warm leftover milk that are garnished with accents of clove, dank gas, and sherb like sweetness. 3 - SLURTY3 - Carmel Taking home Bronze (#3) for 2024 is the delectably delicious, entrancingly aromatic, and curiously contagious SLURTY3 from Ontario's very own Carmel Cannabis. The lineage is simple but tried and true; Slurricane x Gelato33 Pungent fragrances of sweet cream, gas, and over ripened stone fruit come together to make an enchanting scent. With an eye-catching display and providing a top-tier smoking experience in all metrics such as smoke production, smoothness, ash structure, ash colour, and a standout flavour it's really no surprise that Slurty3 has snagged spot #3 in this year's Top 10. 2 - GARY SATAN - Sixty Seven Sins The Silver medal is going to a newcomer on the scene, but for good reason, we actually saw some high quality, stinky flowers that weren't being led by GMO genetics. Securing second place - GARY SATAN by Sixty Seven Sins. A Gary Payton and Jealousy cross resulting in a premium flower in all regards. As good a plug does I made sure my favourite patrons got most of our store's stock but I did get two bags and ever since the last bowl I've been missing this nuclear aromatic flower that was, undoubtedly, memorable. As I mentioned earlier, unique aromas, and particularly the more offensively nuanced, tend to pique my interest. Each time I would stick my nose into the bag my senses were assailed by a fragrance I'd commonly describe to peers as pungent lemon pepper seasoned white fish. I stand by that because it's fantastic and different. But! How did it smoke? Better than a lot of $40+ counterparts; a superior experience just like their Fishy Fingers and Gas Face, both mentioned in earlier posts.
January 11, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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I’ve come to eat my own words as your post encouraged me to take a gamble.

This one actually did the trick, a new Exclusives drop 😱
January 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Live on Earth? (Likely.)
Maybe in Ontario? (Not as likely)
Like cannabis? (Hopefully)

These are my Top 10 Flowers of 2024 - continuing with 7, 6, and 5.
#7 - "EXOTICS" (PLATINUM JELLY & FLAWLESS VICTORY) - Every so often a surprisingly good offering hits the market from a brand that some of us wouldn't set high expectations upon. This year Kolab Project, of Auxly, launched their 7g rotational "Exotics" product. The first selection was FLAWLESS VICTORY, a cross of ICC x Cherry Cheesecake. Although this SKU contains outsourced flowers Auxly has evidently set a high standard of what's going in the bag. FLAWLESS VICTORY was loud, potent, and beautiful. I must've purchased the PLATINUM JELLY five or six times. Ripping into the bag sends a vibrant aroma of gas, rubber, and the funk that notoriously lives in a good Breath genetics into the air. Stinky and sticky - and each bag always delivered highly desirable effects. The price point on this drop has also been a factor of consideration when earning a spot this year. #6 - DURBAN DIESEL - Staying true to their brand name, Ministry of Sativa brought an absolute killer cut of Durban Diesel to the rec. market. Dare I say it's the best representation of what many would deem a "true sativa". I can't tell you how many times I've grabbed this one but I've never sat down to elaborate on why I love it. For myself, this Durban Diesel gives me a clear headed focus and an invigorating high with no burnout at the end of it. The effects are cerebral and stimulating. The last time I repeatedly purchased a Sativa like this was Sage n Sour in 2019. #5 - PERMANENT MARKER As we roll into the Top 5 rankings Northern Canna is appearing a second time, snagging 5th place with their first drop on the market - Permanent Marker. This came out at the beginning of 2024 and has been consistently in my rotation along with many others. If you're unfamiliar with the lineage it is Jealousy x Biscotti x Sherb Bx. The essence of the aroma is pungent and promising with every jar; the flavour is true to the namesake and based on your own personal consumption criteria you can decide if that appeals to you. Personally, I love loud aromas that contain nuances and distinct characteristics that also translate to a cultivars flavour when smoked.
January 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Ah, a rare occasion for drinks.

Happiest New Years to all of you lovely folks #NewYearsEve
January 1, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Live in Ontario?
Like cannabis?
Want a stranger on the internet’s opinion?

These are my Top 10 Flowers of 2024 - starting with 10, 9, and 8.
10 - BC Organic Pineapple Sour @simplybarecom Although it’s not a flower that is overly striking in regards to visuals, nor does it have a nostril infiltrating aroma fresh out of the jar, this release from Simply Bare does demonstrate a very familiar and yearned for display of Sour Diesel through it’s lineage while mingling with Pineapple K*$h. The initial scent of tangy and tart fruit, blended with gas, begins to liven up when the buds are broken down. The kinetic sand-like consistency boasts a fresh textured tackiness that’s noticeable to the touch. The flavour is an accurate translation from the aroma with forward tasting notes of tart tropical fruit leaves and an after taste that’s likened to kerosene. The smoking experience is very enjoyable, making it easy to partake in and repeat. 9 - Gas Face @sixty.seven.sins Sixty Seven Sins is a new brand on the scene and their debut offerings should have others on their toes. GAS FACE secures the 9th spot with its sensory enticing bouquet of funk, cream, and gas. The lineage is Face Mints & Biscotti x Sherb. In unison they create a delectably flavorful and refreshingly smooth smoking experience. High grade, qualitative flowers at a very reasonable price tag. 8 - Prime8 Fuel @northerncannaofficial Does anyone else miss Gorilla Glue that actually feels like “the good ol’ days”? Well, if you’re in that boat then I am here to show you Prime8 Fuel. Northern Canna is another new brand on the Ontario scene as of 2024, debuting with an astonishing Permanent Marker release in January and following up with fire drop after fire drop. They provide a clean burning product, well manicured & tended to flowers, and cultivars that are worth a cannasseur’s time. Fast forward to the end of the year and Prime8 Fuel is here to impress - Gorilla Glue 4 x Lemon Cherry Rntz? It’s everything you’d want from GG4 with a sweet spin that might just make you salivate when you pop open your jar.
December 30, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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Second son lounging around.
#Caturday #ButItsMonday
Long haired salt and pepper coloured fluffy kitty with Puss in Boots eyes, lying stretched out on the couch.
December 23, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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How I feel after a couple of rootin’ hoots on the bong
A photo of a chipmunk frolicking in mid air with stuffed cheeks.
December 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Had a fairly awful week all around but this little one will always bring me happiness.
King Charlie, a large white cat with splashes of caramel and deep browns, part Maine Coon and part domestic long hair, sleeps on his winter themed fleece blanket with a very sincere look of being content. His owner had a terrible week but is forever grateful for his cat💚
December 13, 2024 at 11:35 PM
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A pretty winters night.

Time for some butter chicken and Squid Game (to get recapped for season 2, obviously)
December 11, 2024 at 9:58 PM
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Unregulated edibles are not my jam. This has been such an inconsistent experience and wildly disappointing overall.

Funny story how this came into my possession though
December 11, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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His look definitely says “I am the CatMan” #Caturday
A little grey and black domestic long hair kitty cat lays on the arm of a brown Lay-Z Boy recliner. He stares into the camera intently; looking very serious for such a cute little creature.
December 7, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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Trichomes glistening in a shot with cooler lighting. ❄️
Looking rather festive 🎄
#Cannabis
December 3, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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King Charlie🐱👑
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 PM
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Just a fungi here checking out BlueSky🍄‍🟫
November 25, 2024 at 10:55 PM