Shayde
@shayde99.bsky.social
I’m not loud but good lord, I’m here.
Imma eat ‘em all.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in front of a basketball hoop .
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December 17, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Imma eat ‘em all.
The post office was in shambles for this man’s presidency. So I guess here we go again. He’ll probably be more successful this time crushing it into dust. 😒
December 17, 2024 at 1:09 PM
The post office was in shambles for this man’s presidency. So I guess here we go again. He’ll probably be more successful this time crushing it into dust. 😒
Tell that to the families of nearly 1M dead Americans.
December 17, 2024 at 12:53 PM
Tell that to the families of nearly 1M dead Americans.
He is not into it.
a cartoon bear wearing green overalls and a bow tie has the word yikes written above him
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December 13, 2024 at 7:39 PM
He is not into it.
Let people dream, Patricia.
a drawing of a person covering their face with a smiley face
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December 12, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Let people dream, Patricia.
9. Nothing else unless I can swap the others out for a chefs kitchen and a spa like bathroom.
December 12, 2024 at 12:32 AM
9. Nothing else unless I can swap the others out for a chefs kitchen and a spa like bathroom.
It’s always been the reason. It’s why we had Jim Crow.
December 10, 2024 at 10:35 PM
It’s always been the reason. It’s why we had Jim Crow.
Same, but banana bread
December 9, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Same, but banana bread
All that smiling got him caught. Lamo
December 9, 2024 at 8:13 PM
All that smiling got him caught. Lamo
I follow for the skeets not your DMs. 😭
December 9, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I follow for the skeets not your DMs. 😭
My sperm doner has been trying to contact me on FB through my aunts and uncles. I blocked his azz on all of their accounts.
a woman says that ship has sailed in a netflix advertisement
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December 9, 2024 at 5:57 PM
My sperm doner has been trying to contact me on FB through my aunts and uncles. I blocked his azz on all of their accounts.
What does he have against pot roast?
December 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
What does he have against pot roast?
I’ve been here a month and the only adult content I see are some spicy words. 🤷🏽♀️
December 6, 2024 at 6:46 PM
I’ve been here a month and the only adult content I see are some spicy words. 🤷🏽♀️
The materials of the jackets look completely different. Even one hood has drawstrings and the other appears to have snaps. Also where did those chest pockets come from?
Idk, I could be bugging too. 🧐
Idk, I could be bugging too. 🧐
December 5, 2024 at 11:07 PM
The materials of the jackets look completely different. Even one hood has drawstrings and the other appears to have snaps. Also where did those chest pockets come from?
Idk, I could be bugging too. 🧐
Idk, I could be bugging too. 🧐
Not since I stepped on Tyson’s foot at the Jazzband in Grant’s Tomb circa 2004
December 4, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Not since I stepped on Tyson’s foot at the Jazzband in Grant’s Tomb circa 2004
I should have taken a picture of my brisket tacos last night.
They were delicious. Made some guacamole but I’m mad a single avocado cost $5. 🤬
They were delicious. Made some guacamole but I’m mad a single avocado cost $5. 🤬
December 4, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I should have taken a picture of my brisket tacos last night.
They were delicious. Made some guacamole but I’m mad a single avocado cost $5. 🤬
They were delicious. Made some guacamole but I’m mad a single avocado cost $5. 🤬
Walking down an nyc street some yt man coughed directly in my face. Good thing I don’t play about wearing a mask. 🤨
December 4, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Walking down an nyc street some yt man coughed directly in my face. Good thing I don’t play about wearing a mask. 🤨
I do not believe he wasn’t up to something.
December 4, 2024 at 4:54 PM
I do not believe he wasn’t up to something.
He fighting for his life… Poorly 🙂↔️
December 4, 2024 at 4:21 PM
He fighting for his life… Poorly 🙂↔️
Gonna go get me some of those Bop Tarts
December 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Gonna go get me some of those Bop Tarts
It was not good. I didn’t even watch till the end. 😬
December 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM
It was not good. I didn’t even watch till the end. 😬