SecOps Shorty
@shay-va.bsky.social
I run SecOps for a few gov agencies at one of those big beltway IT integrators.
Neurodivergent. Former Latchkey kid.
A brain w/an ass type girl.
Neurodivergent. Former Latchkey kid.
A brain w/an ass type girl.
Album of the day.
Let's Get Free by Dead Prez on Apple Music
Album · 2000 · 18 Songs
music.apple.com
March 17, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Album of the day.
When someone switches up, follow the money….politics is the dirtiest game
March 14, 2025 at 11:13 AM
When someone switches up, follow the money….politics is the dirtiest game
I’m convinced most of us in cyber are a little off in one way or another 😇
March 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I’m convinced most of us in cyber are a little off in one way or another 😇
I didn’t fuck up the kids. They are functioning, healthy adults.
Me, yet to be determined.
Me, yet to be determined.
March 13, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I didn’t fuck up the kids. They are functioning, healthy adults.
Me, yet to be determined.
Me, yet to be determined.
I told my kids being poor builds character.
March 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
I told my kids being poor builds character.
I was constantly reminded by my mom, teachers….adults-that I was a stereotype-teen mom w/no dad around, slept around, will get pregnant again & end up on drugs.
I did. You tell a kid enough they ain’t shit, they believe it.
I did. You tell a kid enough they ain’t shit, they believe it.
March 13, 2025 at 11:10 AM
I was constantly reminded by my mom, teachers….adults-that I was a stereotype-teen mom w/no dad around, slept around, will get pregnant again & end up on drugs.
I did. You tell a kid enough they ain’t shit, they believe it.
I did. You tell a kid enough they ain’t shit, they believe it.
My daughter’s teachers and doctors would speak to my mom instead of me.
I couldn’t drive yet! Had to rely on moms for yrs until I was old enough to get my drivers license.
I couldn’t drive yet! Had to rely on moms for yrs until I was old enough to get my drivers license.
March 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
My daughter’s teachers and doctors would speak to my mom instead of me.
I couldn’t drive yet! Had to rely on moms for yrs until I was old enough to get my drivers license.
I couldn’t drive yet! Had to rely on moms for yrs until I was old enough to get my drivers license.
Raising my daughter while my mom was still raising me was difficult, confusing, frustrating. I was bitchy, hard headed. Couldn’t tell me shit.
March 13, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Raising my daughter while my mom was still raising me was difficult, confusing, frustrating. I was bitchy, hard headed. Couldn’t tell me shit.
My HS counselor tried to convince my mom to send me to alternative school. They were afraid I would influence other girls to get pregnant (it was ‘95) 😂 My mom said fuck you, she will have whatever education she chooses.
March 13, 2025 at 10:47 AM
My HS counselor tried to convince my mom to send me to alternative school. They were afraid I would influence other girls to get pregnant (it was ‘95) 😂 My mom said fuck you, she will have whatever education she chooses.
put together an “about me” slide for a team mtg-ppl get weird when they realize I had my daughter @ 14-had to hustle & didn’t have to think about it until recently.
March 13, 2025 at 10:40 AM
put together an “about me” slide for a team mtg-ppl get weird when they realize I had my daughter @ 14-had to hustle & didn’t have to think about it until recently.
Pharmacist: Are you aware of the copay for your medication.
Me: Yah
Pharmacist(in a slightly elevated voice): It’s $150
Me: It’s either pay or die 🤷🏻♀️
Me: Yah
Pharmacist(in a slightly elevated voice): It’s $150
Me: It’s either pay or die 🤷🏻♀️
March 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Pharmacist: Are you aware of the copay for your medication.
Me: Yah
Pharmacist(in a slightly elevated voice): It’s $150
Me: It’s either pay or die 🤷🏻♀️
Me: Yah
Pharmacist(in a slightly elevated voice): It’s $150
Me: It’s either pay or die 🤷🏻♀️
Growing mushrooms is way harder than I thought ☹️
March 12, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Growing mushrooms is way harder than I thought ☹️
That’s my real age. Not my pandemic age.
March 12, 2025 at 1:36 AM
That’s my real age. Not my pandemic age.
Aaron Rodgers 👎🏼 he’s expired
💛🖤💛🖤 we must do better
💛🖤💛🖤 we must do better
March 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Aaron Rodgers 👎🏼 he’s expired
💛🖤💛🖤 we must do better
💛🖤💛🖤 we must do better
Episode 1 of Gemstones 😖 was really hoping for more
March 12, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Episode 1 of Gemstones 😖 was really hoping for more
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March 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My kids are 29 & 20 but I still find myself watching SpongeBob.
March 10, 2025 at 3:36 AM
My kids are 29 & 20 but I still find myself watching SpongeBob.
I work in Security Operations, providing services to several government clients. The trend I’m seeing is fuck compliance and fuck security. Lord help us all.
March 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I work in Security Operations, providing services to several government clients. The trend I’m seeing is fuck compliance and fuck security. Lord help us all.
My company is on Musks hit list. I was told DOUCHE will be announcing contract cuts on Twitter this weekend 🫡
March 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
My company is on Musks hit list. I was told DOUCHE will be announcing contract cuts on Twitter this weekend 🫡
Big Buns in Northern VA 🤌🏼
March 2, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Big Buns in Northern VA 🤌🏼
My gov customers are preparing for a gov shutdown that could last some time. If we didn’t have enough already to worry about 🤷🏻♀️
March 2, 2025 at 6:52 PM
My gov customers are preparing for a gov shutdown that could last some time. If we didn’t have enough already to worry about 🤷🏻♀️
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If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
March 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
If you worked for 18F and got fired, Group together to start a consulting company.
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
It’s just a matter of time before DOGE needs you to fix the mess they inevitably create.
They will have to hire your company as a contractor to fix it. But on your terms.
I’m happy to invest and/or help
Now DOGE has a hit list of gov contractors who have “too much work”
February 28, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Now DOGE has a hit list of gov contractors who have “too much work”
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Pay attention. Research. Ask questions.
February 2, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Pay attention. Research. Ask questions.
DOGE is now making its way thru government workers retirement savings account data.
February 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
DOGE is now making its way thru government workers retirement savings account data.