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Shawn Wayne Langhans
@shawnwaynelanghans.bsky.social
Author of Newborn Pink and Interviews with the Temporally Displaced / Writer of Slipstream, New Weird and Bizarro Fiction
I got a job at a convenience store. Im the guy who sells cigarettes, booze, lotto tickets and junk food at a corporate bodega. I am an NPC. You can catch me streaming on Twitch.

Currently playing Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I got a job, damn it. Id truly rather be writing or creating art but i guess ill go back to minimim wage living paycheck to paycheck at 35.
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Hey, one time Charles Chadwick wrote a book! There it is!
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I forgot about you BlueSky, but now I am here. How was everyone's 2024?
January 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Every time I am kneel over my cat's litter box and sift out her little stink nuggets I quietly pray that today is the day I find a solid gold nugget instead. A boy can dream. #mycatshitsgold
January 24, 2024 at 5:14 AM
The Celebration of Life Memorial for Paris Brewer was beautifully poignant and touching. These holidays are plagued with the death anniversary of so many friends that I am ready for this year to end. 2024, I pray you're a good year.
December 11, 2023 at 12:39 AM
See you all at BizarroCon!
November 16, 2023 at 3:06 AM
I wrote and recorded a short horror story about super lice. If you ever wanted to hear my voice, here's your chance!

WKYL Radio Gaslands Presents:
"The Door-To-Door Wig Salesmen" by me, Shawn Wayne Langhans

#WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
#bizarro

youtu.be/JkY4HIHI1XQ?...
October 28, 2023 at 8:06 AM
Today I shot a nail through my hand. This wouldn't have happened if I was at home writing.
October 17, 2023 at 11:26 PM
I quit drinking again. I have this tiny Terminator 2 novel to comfort me in these trying times.
September 19, 2023 at 11:12 PM
Please everybody, welcome Charles Chadwick to BlueSky! Now the party can officially start!!
August 26, 2023 at 12:01 AM
My birthday is coming up, in case anybody was wondering what to get me. It's only 300 days away, people. I don't ask for much, just one measly little book.
August 25, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Rest in Power, Lil Tay.
August 9, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Today I met the writer Chelsea Cain at a yard sale. It was her yard sale. I bought her books there. She signed them, and now they're mine. Unrelated but noteworthy was the remarkable amount of severed fingers for sale at the yard sale. Horror authors, am I right?
August 6, 2023 at 12:58 AM
The most eggs I've ever consumed raw was seventeen, back in 2017. I vomited rather promptly, and not wanting to be wasteful, we cooked up the stomach-scrambled eggs up for the dogs.

Hello BlueSky, my name is Shawn Wayne Langhans and I am a writer of fiction, though that story above is 100% true
August 4, 2023 at 2:16 AM