Shawn Wayne Langhans
@shawnwaynelanghans.bsky.social
Author of Newborn Pink and Interviews with the Temporally Displaced / Writer of Slipstream, New Weird and Bizarro Fiction
I got a job at a convenience store. Im the guy who sells cigarettes, booze, lotto tickets and junk food at a corporate bodega. I am an NPC. You can catch me streaming on Twitch.
Currently playing Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
Currently playing Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I got a job at a convenience store. Im the guy who sells cigarettes, booze, lotto tickets and junk food at a corporate bodega. I am an NPC. You can catch me streaming on Twitch.
Currently playing Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
Currently playing Like a Dragon: Pirate Yakuza in Hawaii.
I got a job, damn it. Id truly rather be writing or creating art but i guess ill go back to minimim wage living paycheck to paycheck at 35.
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I got a job, damn it. Id truly rather be writing or creating art but i guess ill go back to minimim wage living paycheck to paycheck at 35.
Hey, one time Charles Chadwick wrote a book! There it is!
January 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Hey, one time Charles Chadwick wrote a book! There it is!
I forgot about you BlueSky, but now I am here. How was everyone's 2024?
January 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I forgot about you BlueSky, but now I am here. How was everyone's 2024?
Every time I am kneel over my cat's litter box and sift out her little stink nuggets I quietly pray that today is the day I find a solid gold nugget instead. A boy can dream. #mycatshitsgold
January 24, 2024 at 5:14 AM
Every time I am kneel over my cat's litter box and sift out her little stink nuggets I quietly pray that today is the day I find a solid gold nugget instead. A boy can dream. #mycatshitsgold
The Celebration of Life Memorial for Paris Brewer was beautifully poignant and touching. These holidays are plagued with the death anniversary of so many friends that I am ready for this year to end. 2024, I pray you're a good year.
December 11, 2023 at 12:39 AM
The Celebration of Life Memorial for Paris Brewer was beautifully poignant and touching. These holidays are plagued with the death anniversary of so many friends that I am ready for this year to end. 2024, I pray you're a good year.
See you all at BizarroCon!
November 16, 2023 at 3:06 AM
See you all at BizarroCon!
I wrote and recorded a short horror story about super lice. If you ever wanted to hear my voice, here's your chance!
WKYL Radio Gaslands Presents:
"The Door-To-Door Wig Salesmen" by me, Shawn Wayne Langhans
#WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
#bizarro
youtu.be/JkY4HIHI1XQ?...
WKYL Radio Gaslands Presents:
"The Door-To-Door Wig Salesmen" by me, Shawn Wayne Langhans
#WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
#bizarro
youtu.be/JkY4HIHI1XQ?...
October 28, 2023 at 8:06 AM
I wrote and recorded a short horror story about super lice. If you ever wanted to hear my voice, here's your chance!
WKYL Radio Gaslands Presents:
"The Door-To-Door Wig Salesmen" by me, Shawn Wayne Langhans
#WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
#bizarro
youtu.be/JkY4HIHI1XQ?...
WKYL Radio Gaslands Presents:
"The Door-To-Door Wig Salesmen" by me, Shawn Wayne Langhans
#WritingCommunity #writersofbluesky
#bizarro
youtu.be/JkY4HIHI1XQ?...
Today I shot a nail through my hand. This wouldn't have happened if I was at home writing.
October 17, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Today I shot a nail through my hand. This wouldn't have happened if I was at home writing.
I quit drinking again. I have this tiny Terminator 2 novel to comfort me in these trying times.
September 19, 2023 at 11:12 PM
I quit drinking again. I have this tiny Terminator 2 novel to comfort me in these trying times.
Please everybody, welcome Charles Chadwick to BlueSky! Now the party can officially start!!
August 26, 2023 at 12:01 AM
Please everybody, welcome Charles Chadwick to BlueSky! Now the party can officially start!!
My birthday is coming up, in case anybody was wondering what to get me. It's only 300 days away, people. I don't ask for much, just one measly little book.
August 25, 2023 at 11:51 PM
My birthday is coming up, in case anybody was wondering what to get me. It's only 300 days away, people. I don't ask for much, just one measly little book.
Rest in Power, Lil Tay.
August 9, 2023 at 10:48 PM
Rest in Power, Lil Tay.
Today I met the writer Chelsea Cain at a yard sale. It was her yard sale. I bought her books there. She signed them, and now they're mine. Unrelated but noteworthy was the remarkable amount of severed fingers for sale at the yard sale. Horror authors, am I right?
August 6, 2023 at 12:58 AM
Today I met the writer Chelsea Cain at a yard sale. It was her yard sale. I bought her books there. She signed them, and now they're mine. Unrelated but noteworthy was the remarkable amount of severed fingers for sale at the yard sale. Horror authors, am I right?
The most eggs I've ever consumed raw was seventeen, back in 2017. I vomited rather promptly, and not wanting to be wasteful, we cooked up the stomach-scrambled eggs up for the dogs.
Hello BlueSky, my name is Shawn Wayne Langhans and I am a writer of fiction, though that story above is 100% true
Hello BlueSky, my name is Shawn Wayne Langhans and I am a writer of fiction, though that story above is 100% true
August 4, 2023 at 2:16 AM
The most eggs I've ever consumed raw was seventeen, back in 2017. I vomited rather promptly, and not wanting to be wasteful, we cooked up the stomach-scrambled eggs up for the dogs.
Hello BlueSky, my name is Shawn Wayne Langhans and I am a writer of fiction, though that story above is 100% true
Hello BlueSky, my name is Shawn Wayne Langhans and I am a writer of fiction, though that story above is 100% true