Strap on my handbag broke, so I fixed it with safety pins. Not very sturdy, but at least it looks punk rock!
December 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Strap on my handbag broke, so I fixed it with safety pins. Not very sturdy, but at least it looks punk rock!
A Blessed Yule to all who celebrate! A very Merry Winter Solstice! <3
a happy winter solstice greeting card with a tree
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December 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A Blessed Yule to all who celebrate! A very Merry Winter Solstice! <3
I just invented a new term: "Diet Slavery" -- When your employer has a monopoly on your job options, and can threaten to take your job away unless you capitulate to unlimited mandatory overtime.
December 2, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I just invented a new term: "Diet Slavery" -- When your employer has a monopoly on your job options, and can threaten to take your job away unless you capitulate to unlimited mandatory overtime.
Not a lot of songs I could put into a Thanksgiving playlist, but I managed these:
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
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#Thanksgiving
Thanksgiving
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November 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Not a lot of songs I could put into a Thanksgiving playlist, but I managed these:
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
open.spotify.com/playlist/62L...
#Thanksgiving
Getting big on television is like being invited to an exclusive club that no one outside the club cares about.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
November 15, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Getting big on television is like being invited to an exclusive club that no one outside the club cares about.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
Getting big on YouTube is like having lots and lots of friends.
Getting big on TikTok is like having a charming personality with strangers.
Do you suppose the Ondo from Final Fantasy wear Ondo socks? How to they fit those tiny socks over their big aquatic webbed feet???
November 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Do you suppose the Ondo from Final Fantasy wear Ondo socks? How to they fit those tiny socks over their big aquatic webbed feet???
Have you ever noticed that men in Japanese porn videos look at a vagina the exact same way that a cat looks at an unfamiliar species of insect?
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Have you ever noticed that men in Japanese porn videos look at a vagina the exact same way that a cat looks at an unfamiliar species of insect?
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
"I don't know what that thing is, and I'm afraid of it, but I'm also curious, and I'll probably end up awkwardly trying to eat it."
(Democrat slips on a banana peel. I make a joke.)
Republicans: "Haha, that is so funny!"
(Republican slips on a banana peel. I make the exact same joke.)
Republicans: "Why do you have to be political? Why can't you just make light-hearted jokes like you used to?"
Republicans: "Haha, that is so funny!"
(Republican slips on a banana peel. I make the exact same joke.)
Republicans: "Why do you have to be political? Why can't you just make light-hearted jokes like you used to?"
November 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
(Democrat slips on a banana peel. I make a joke.)
Republicans: "Haha, that is so funny!"
(Republican slips on a banana peel. I make the exact same joke.)
Republicans: "Why do you have to be political? Why can't you just make light-hearted jokes like you used to?"
Republicans: "Haha, that is so funny!"
(Republican slips on a banana peel. I make the exact same joke.)
Republicans: "Why do you have to be political? Why can't you just make light-hearted jokes like you used to?"
Million dollar idea: Someone needs to invent a nose-hair-trimmer that doesn't trigger a sneezing fit!
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Million dollar idea: Someone needs to invent a nose-hair-trimmer that doesn't trigger a sneezing fit!
It's that time of year again, when I remind everyone that Daylight Savings Time is a bad idea, and we should stop using it. @governor.pa.gov @johnfetterman.com
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It's that time of year again, when I remind everyone that Daylight Savings Time is a bad idea, and we should stop using it. @governor.pa.gov @johnfetterman.com
Imagine if someone claimed ownership of the air. Imagine if he decided that people didn't deserve his air for free, because they didn't work in an air-making factory.
October 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Imagine if someone claimed ownership of the air. Imagine if he decided that people didn't deserve his air for free, because they didn't work in an air-making factory.
It's interesting that classic Universal movies have defined the images of most of the monsters we associate with Halloween, and yet, the two most obvious Halloween images -- ghosts and witches -- have never really been part of the Universal monster movie lore.
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
It's interesting that classic Universal movies have defined the images of most of the monsters we associate with Halloween, and yet, the two most obvious Halloween images -- ghosts and witches -- have never really been part of the Universal monster movie lore.
#movieidea AI starts capturing people and replacing them with lookalike robots (sort of like "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers"), and the robots are programmed to try to sell you things.
October 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
#movieidea AI starts capturing people and replacing them with lookalike robots (sort of like "Invasion of the Bodysnatchers"), and the robots are programmed to try to sell you things.
I can now measure my age in half-centuries!
October 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I can now measure my age in half-centuries!
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not just going through a "rough patch." Life is just rough.
October 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but you're not just going through a "rough patch." Life is just rough.
#movieidea The Stepford Consumers: Advertising companies replace the entire population with robots programmed to constantly spend money. Twist: The robots rise up against their creators, not out of malice, but because they don't have enough money to spend.
Too obvious?
Too obvious?
October 16, 2025 at 1:53 PM
#movieidea The Stepford Consumers: Advertising companies replace the entire population with robots programmed to constantly spend money. Twist: The robots rise up against their creators, not out of malice, but because they don't have enough money to spend.
Too obvious?
Too obvious?
Why is it that the people who have money to spend on the loudest speakers, never want to pay that few dollars extra for ad-free radio?
I'm try to listen to my ad-free music, but it keeps getting drowned out by some other guy's radio full of commercial breaks.
I'm try to listen to my ad-free music, but it keeps getting drowned out by some other guy's radio full of commercial breaks.
October 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why is it that the people who have money to spend on the loudest speakers, never want to pay that few dollars extra for ad-free radio?
I'm try to listen to my ad-free music, but it keeps getting drowned out by some other guy's radio full of commercial breaks.
I'm try to listen to my ad-free music, but it keeps getting drowned out by some other guy's radio full of commercial breaks.
Why are all the coolest men's outfits in the same advertising algorithm as gay men's dating? Who decided that you were only allowed to look good if you also like dick?
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Why are all the coolest men's outfits in the same advertising algorithm as gay men's dating? Who decided that you were only allowed to look good if you also like dick?
I was today years old when I learned that "The Fly" was originally published by Playboy!
How weirds is that? Here's a horrible story about a man turning into an insect... and now here's some tits.
How weirds is that? Here's a horrible story about a man turning into an insect... and now here's some tits.
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I was today years old when I learned that "The Fly" was originally published by Playboy!
How weirds is that? Here's a horrible story about a man turning into an insect... and now here's some tits.
How weirds is that? Here's a horrible story about a man turning into an insect... and now here's some tits.
Leif Erikson Day!
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a viking helmet and saying " happy leif erikson day "
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October 9, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Leif Erikson Day!
Walls are so thin, I can hear my neighbors laughing. Who the hell is in this good a mood at five in the morning? On a Monday???
September 29, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Walls are so thin, I can hear my neighbors laughing. Who the hell is in this good a mood at five in the morning? On a Monday???
Going back and rewatching RWBY for the I-don't-know-how-manieth time, and one of the things I love is the little musical leitmotifs (a word I just recently learned) for each character.
September 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Going back and rewatching RWBY for the I-don't-know-how-manieth time, and one of the things I love is the little musical leitmotifs (a word I just recently learned) for each character.
I don't consider cereal to be a subcategory of soup, but I do consider oatmeal to be in a part of the Venn diagram that is both a soup and a cereal.
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I don't consider cereal to be a subcategory of soup, but I do consider oatmeal to be in a part of the Venn diagram that is both a soup and a cereal.