Shawn Merrill
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Shawn Merrill
@shawnmerrill.bsky.social

4 Stringed Brown Note Bruiser at The Mants/Crater Snakes!

Worked at Tex and Edna Boil's Organ Emporium

Studied at Canadian Coast Guard College

Lives in Sooke, British Columbia

From Brantford, Ontario
RIGHT NOW House Democratics know what's going on and are trying to pass legislation to prohibit the funding for the US military to invade Canada, Panama, and Greenland. THAT'S how serious this shit is! #HR1936 #no51ststate #elbowsup
March 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
February 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Here is a list of companies openly supporting Project 2025. Do not support them!
February 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Don't forget to flush the turds, even if they're in the urinal! 😉 #NeverPierrePoilievreTrump
February 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Nothing surprising about Pierre Poilievre openly supporting fascist groups, just don't be mistaken by his new CONservative campaign slogan. It's not a message of unity, it's actually about tearing Canada apart and handing it to Trump on a silver platter so that we can be taken by the USA.
February 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Thanks @lancegoiter.bsky.social for the feel good story of the day. It was the cheeseburger dumper of 69! #SewerFatbergAdams
February 10, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#SHUTDOWN315 ....coming soon! (Info link below) substack.com/inbox/post/1...
February 10, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Just another Saturday night at Rancho Relaxo.
February 9, 2025 at 6:48 AM
I guess that it's not tyranny if it's initiated by 'white' Americans??? Is that reich NRA??? 🤔💩💩💩💩
February 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Fuhgeddaboud Superbowel (not a type-o) Sunday, it's the more important holiday of National Pizza Day! Pizza has its greasy hooks into me for life & I'm always jonesing for a pie! As Andrew W.K once said, “Anyone who says that money cannot buy happiness has clearly never spent their money on pizza!"
February 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Too funny....
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 PM
If anyone had any doubts about what the fascist p.o.s. leader of the USA is up to in regards to Canada, Steve Bannon (former BFF to Trump) lets it be known loud and clear...he wants total hemispheric control and will take Canada one way or another. Head on over to Global News for the full expose!!
February 7, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Just say no to tainted Pee Pee! #FUCKPOILIEVRE
February 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Some perspective on how a uprising of discontent US citizens being oppressed by their fascist oligarch could potentially rise up. The power balance isn't as significat as those reigning would like you to believe.
February 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
February 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
February 3, 2025 at 5:31 AM
USA friends and family, it's time to organize & fight back against the dismantling and destruction of your country from within. Take down your fascist oligarchy & self-serving billionaire rulers before they invade your allies and the casualties start to pile up at home & abroad. #50protests50states
February 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
February 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Global Boycott of the DT's USA.
February 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
February 1, 2025 at 11:27 PM
For my friends and family in the USA, stay safe.
February 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Once again it's everyone's day to go completely ape-shit because it's National Gorilla Suit Day!!! So break out that moth balled fur tuxedo from your dark stanky closet and practice draggin' those hairy simian knuckles, you big banana-eatin' bozos!!! It's time to Go-Go-Gorilla!
January 31, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I love you Seattle!
January 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Captain Nice the world could really use you, those fake bricks, and that lame costume and expression right about now! Wait a second...I need to be nice or face the wrath of Captain Nice and his poorly iced cupcakes and stinky costume cuddles. Uh oh....
January 27, 2025 at 7:32 AM
What would Dr. Johnny Fever do??? #TurkeysCantFly
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM