shawnmcdaniel.bsky.social
@shawnmcdaniel.bsky.social
I’m 100% a coward and from that perspective I can state it’s the quislings and Judas goats. Scatter their bones so their ghosts can never rest.
January 19, 2026 at 3:24 PM
My wife is a planner. I, on the other hand, have started a “Trampling” site so if I’m going to keep stepping on my dick (spoiler: I am) said stepping can at least earn some money toward dick splints and Lava Soap for the tread marks (which is another fetish site I have created).
December 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Salmonella is Spanish for “little salmon”
Cute little salmon, so strong and healthy from swimming in their streams. The streams full of chemical and human waste now that the EPA is gutted. It culls out the weak so only the salmon strong enough to survive are cultivated. You’re welcome!
November 17, 2025 at 3:11 PM
No bullshit here, they remade Total Recall? When, and more importantly…why???
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Our baby can count to 100 AND do simple addition! Let me just extrapolate 20 years into the future…yes, yes, adjust for inflation…carry the 1…now let me just slide my finger along the Future Success-ometer, Caucasian Edition (Patent Pending)…omg, honey, he’s going to be a gazillionaire!
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Ah yes, good ol’ “Need to Go Shoppin John.” Right up there with “Chinese Takeout the Trash” and “Chicken See if the Laundry is Done.” Some of my all-time favorite dishes…
October 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The “Nazi Bar Problem” writ large…
September 22, 2025 at 4:44 AM
You can try what I do when I need to read medicine dosages and such: take a photo with my phone and embigify it. It’s clunky, but doable.
September 15, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Man oh man, what’d you think of that ending?
September 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I’ve said it before and I’m going to keep saying it: I have never seen another individual or organization as slavishly devoted to destroying the Democratic Party as the Democratic Party.
June 20, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oooooo, have you read Galveston, by Sean Stewart? It’s been 20-odd years since I have, but I remember liking it…may be time for a reread.
June 18, 2025 at 4:44 AM
1000%
We also played a game called Buns Up, that utilized a tennis ball, wall, and a complicated set of rules to justify beaning the crap out of someone with said tennis ball…
April 13, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Someone wrote a song about that…

m.youtube.com/watch?v=XInu...
ballad of cactus pete and lefty by Ray Stevens
YouTube video by ultraman461
m.youtube.com
April 4, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Man, all I wanted at the end was one tentacle reaching out of a storm drain, a scuttling shadow crossing behind them, or after the pan up to the night sky a giant, writhing darkness blotting out the stars…
March 25, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Our Lady of Perpetual Coughing
January 4, 2025 at 7:01 PM