shawnmccort.bsky.social
@shawnmccort.bsky.social
Sounds fun im down
August 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Lots to unpack here
1. Shitting on their phone in public? Like in the street right in the touchscreen?
2. In a public restroom while playing angry birds?
3. Full on conversation on speaker while passing out in an epcot shutter? (Me a couple months ago telling my wife im about to pass out)
August 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Advice:

Ask about the pipes and pipe to sewer. If it's galvanized or cast iron it's gonna cost around 15k to replace.
March 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We did the same thing

Don't worry, it is really dumb
February 21, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I didn't rsvp yet?
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Do you pronounce it Caribbean or Caribbean
January 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Exactly

Give me 3 in 1 all day
Shampoo
Conditioner
Toothpaste
December 15, 2024 at 2:50 PM
If our 4th string DE transfers I'll be in Mike Kelly's home living room like
a man in a blue sweater is holding a rabbit in his lap with ikea written on the bottom
ALT: a man in a blue sweater is holding a rabbit in his lap with ikea written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2024 at 2:11 AM
That turkey looks moist
November 29, 2024 at 7:54 PM
I already have my angry tweets prewritten
November 27, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Shhhh
You're gonna scare away the cold front
November 22, 2024 at 5:16 AM