Shawn Nyberg
shawnkykong.bsky.social
Shawn Nyberg
@shawnkykong.bsky.social
Still dancing in elevators.
No matter what happens, I'm going to need a Better Call Saul style spin off series about Kleya.

#andor
May 3, 2025 at 10:30 PM
This the absolute truth.

I had totally forgotten that sarah palin was a thing that existed and now I'm angry that people are talking about them again.
April 23, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The scene in ST: First Contact where Picard tells Alfre Woodard that future humans are no longer interested in the acquisition of wealth. "We work to better ourselves and the rest of humanity."

I'm convinced that we will never achieve that version of humanity and it breaks my huge, left-wing heart.
April 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Well...episode 2 was, uh.........yeah, I need to just sit and look at the ocean for a while.
April 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sigourney Weaver in an X-Wing flight suit is the sexiest thing I've ever seen.
April 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Very sorry to hear about the passing of Nicky Katt. I'm sure you have seen him, even if you don't know that you have.
Mr. Katt has been a secret gem in the pocket of so many fun movies since the 90's.
Raise a glass.
April 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
That trailer for Tron: Ares made me pee a little.
April 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
The republican "party" has become every character James Spader played in the 80's.
April 2, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Shawn's Excellent Opinions #23

There should be a Law and Order series for every state in America.
Hire celebrities for the lead roles or whatever, but use local actors from each state, colleges and community theatres to play the randos who get interviewed along the investigation.
March 30, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Keep
Trump
Away
From
All
Theatres.
March 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The ten democrats who voted with the gopers to censure Rep. Al Green can eat an entire charcuterie board worth of shit.
March 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
For the record, no one will ever need to pay me to make trouble for Roger Marshall. I'd do that shit pro bono all day.
March 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Andor" season 2 is coming right when we all need it.

"The revolution starts NOW."
February 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The U.S. sided with Russia and N. Korea against the UN resolution condemning Russia for starting the war in Ukraine. I think "we" are officially in our Villain Era.
a poster for minions the rise of gru
ALT: a poster for minions the rise of gru
media.tenor.com
February 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Lynne Marie Stewart has passed away. I think most people know her as Charlie's mom on "It's Always Sunny..." but I remember her best as Miss Yvonne from "Pee Wee's Playhouse" and further back to the Pee Wee stage show.

She was a real gem of a comedic performer.

Raise a glass.
February 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Seriously, I could watch Maya Rudolph and Adam Driver play a singing heroin needle and hotdog circa 1975 NYC over and over again for hours.
February 17, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I am thankful to Bluesky for being here on the one day of the year that I stay the fork off of facebook.

Hooray for single people!!
February 14, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Man...I loved the Kennedy Center.
February 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You know what? Good.

There. I said it.
February 10, 2025 at 3:24 AM
The sportsball is at intermission. Maybe the second act should just be more Jon Batiste.
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Donny and Elon are definitely going to open the Ark of the Covenant by April.
February 6, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I really liked the Grammys.

That is all.
February 4, 2025 at 11:29 AM
I just saw someone refer to Musk as "Phoney Stark" and that is honestly going to help me sleep tonight.
February 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If anyone was wondering, "Is Roger Marshall still an absolute dipshit?"

Yes. The answer is yes.

Always yes.
February 4, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Do, uh, do y'all remember when Musk did environmental videos with Leonardo DiCaprio?

That dude burned his brand into oblivion.
February 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM