Our weather, sports teams and school systems suck but we get to wear shorts on Christmas so who gives a fuck
May 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Our weather, sports teams and school systems suck but we get to wear shorts on Christmas so who gives a fuck
I'm going to invent a fanny pack that isn't a fanny pack at all
It's actually a burrito keepo warmo
But you'd never know
Rechargeable and sophisticated
*Smell proof optional
It's actually a burrito keepo warmo
But you'd never know
Rechargeable and sophisticated
*Smell proof optional
May 2, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I'm going to invent a fanny pack that isn't a fanny pack at all
It's actually a burrito keepo warmo
But you'd never know
Rechargeable and sophisticated
*Smell proof optional
It's actually a burrito keepo warmo
But you'd never know
Rechargeable and sophisticated
*Smell proof optional
I eat expensive cheese on Kroger saltines
April 19, 2025 at 3:56 AM
I eat expensive cheese on Kroger saltines
I just had tacos with the cheese underneath the meat and holy fuck why aren't all tacos made this way
April 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I just had tacos with the cheese underneath the meat and holy fuck why aren't all tacos made this way
Their base was going broke gassing up those giant trucks
Now they're all buying Teslas
Did you have the electric car becoming a symbol for the far right on your bingo card?
Now they're all buying Teslas
Did you have the electric car becoming a symbol for the far right on your bingo card?
April 1, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Their base was going broke gassing up those giant trucks
Now they're all buying Teslas
Did you have the electric car becoming a symbol for the far right on your bingo card?
Now they're all buying Teslas
Did you have the electric car becoming a symbol for the far right on your bingo card?
I don't know when or how it happened but there are Ikea products in my house
March 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I don't know when or how it happened but there are Ikea products in my house
Brownie eating contest... but the brownies are edibles...
March 28, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Brownie eating contest... but the brownies are edibles...
Pretty bummed. A houseless gentlemen who camps across from my workplace passed away today. Word is bad dope. He went by the handle "Cowboy". We enjoyed talking about bicycles, I'd paid him to true rims and we were working on a mtb freewheel conversion project
I will miss you my friend
RIP Cowboy
I will miss you my friend
RIP Cowboy
March 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pretty bummed. A houseless gentlemen who camps across from my workplace passed away today. Word is bad dope. He went by the handle "Cowboy". We enjoyed talking about bicycles, I'd paid him to true rims and we were working on a mtb freewheel conversion project
I will miss you my friend
RIP Cowboy
I will miss you my friend
RIP Cowboy
Rode a bike to work today with no jacket, hoodie or even a long sleeve on
I dug deep, concentrated on my breathing and pedaled right through that freezing 74°
I didn't even wear gloves
I dug deep, concentrated on my breathing and pedaled right through that freezing 74°
I didn't even wear gloves
March 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Rode a bike to work today with no jacket, hoodie or even a long sleeve on
I dug deep, concentrated on my breathing and pedaled right through that freezing 74°
I didn't even wear gloves
I dug deep, concentrated on my breathing and pedaled right through that freezing 74°
I didn't even wear gloves
Shorts and a T-shirt tomorrow
And for the next 8 months
🌵
And for the next 8 months
🌵
March 25, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Shorts and a T-shirt tomorrow
And for the next 8 months
🌵
And for the next 8 months
🌵
Just saw a house with two Teslas in the driveway and 4 Pride flags on the front porch
March 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just saw a house with two Teslas in the driveway and 4 Pride flags on the front porch
Baggy jeans are back for dudes which is good but I'm not feeling the short shorts
March 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Baggy jeans are back for dudes which is good but I'm not feeling the short shorts
Just puffed with a friend at his house, found out he still keeps his weed in baggies. Top shelf herb too
Took him to goodwill, got him 4 glass "Ball" brand mason jars w/ plastic lids. Threw some Led Zeppelin stickers on them bing bang boom
You just never know when someone's living in squalor
Took him to goodwill, got him 4 glass "Ball" brand mason jars w/ plastic lids. Threw some Led Zeppelin stickers on them bing bang boom
You just never know when someone's living in squalor
March 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just puffed with a friend at his house, found out he still keeps his weed in baggies. Top shelf herb too
Took him to goodwill, got him 4 glass "Ball" brand mason jars w/ plastic lids. Threw some Led Zeppelin stickers on them bing bang boom
You just never know when someone's living in squalor
Took him to goodwill, got him 4 glass "Ball" brand mason jars w/ plastic lids. Threw some Led Zeppelin stickers on them bing bang boom
You just never know when someone's living in squalor
We trapped and fixed about 18 feral cats when we bought our house, they started a colony in our backyard
Fed and watered them for over a decade now, the population is falling
The survivors are so chill they share their cat food with the doves. Cats eat first, then the doves, it's weird as shit
Fed and watered them for over a decade now, the population is falling
The survivors are so chill they share their cat food with the doves. Cats eat first, then the doves, it's weird as shit
March 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
We trapped and fixed about 18 feral cats when we bought our house, they started a colony in our backyard
Fed and watered them for over a decade now, the population is falling
The survivors are so chill they share their cat food with the doves. Cats eat first, then the doves, it's weird as shit
Fed and watered them for over a decade now, the population is falling
The survivors are so chill they share their cat food with the doves. Cats eat first, then the doves, it's weird as shit
The one good thing about not having springs or falls in Phoenix anymore... no mosquitoes
March 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The one good thing about not having springs or falls in Phoenix anymore... no mosquitoes
"We're going to build a lake, fill it with urine and feces, then we'll shoot the urine and feces in the air. It will be the highest shooting urine fountain in the world."
- Fountain Hills
- Fountain Hills
March 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
"We're going to build a lake, fill it with urine and feces, then we'll shoot the urine and feces in the air. It will be the highest shooting urine fountain in the world."
- Fountain Hills
- Fountain Hills
If Trek makes electric bikes...
Why don't they call them electrek bikes?
Why don't they call them electrek bikes?
March 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If Trek makes electric bikes...
Why don't they call them electrek bikes?
Why don't they call them electrek bikes?
Dear Lord 🙏
When I said I wanted to go back to the 90's I wasn't talking about the weather. Can we please have a couple more weeks?
When I said I wanted to go back to the 90's I wasn't talking about the weather. Can we please have a couple more weeks?
March 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Dear Lord 🙏
When I said I wanted to go back to the 90's I wasn't talking about the weather. Can we please have a couple more weeks?
When I said I wanted to go back to the 90's I wasn't talking about the weather. Can we please have a couple more weeks?
Wife likes dark meat I like white meat. She loves ketchup I love mustard. She's vanilla ice cream and I'm chocolate. She's pigs in a blanket but I'm on chili dogs. She's pale ale and I'm stout af. She loves marshmallows, I hate marshmallows. I love pickles, she hates pickles. But we both smoke weed
March 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wife likes dark meat I like white meat. She loves ketchup I love mustard. She's vanilla ice cream and I'm chocolate. She's pigs in a blanket but I'm on chili dogs. She's pale ale and I'm stout af. She loves marshmallows, I hate marshmallows. I love pickles, she hates pickles. But we both smoke weed
I just spent $83 on edibles. Fuck the grocery store, don't ever go to the dispensary hungry
March 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I just spent $83 on edibles. Fuck the grocery store, don't ever go to the dispensary hungry
Ran the AC last night and the heater this morning, I fear no judgement
March 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Ran the AC last night and the heater this morning, I fear no judgement
The sky is crying
March 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The sky is crying
The Mexico/Canada tariffs will cost the average American citizen $1,200 a year
As of March this year there are 341,413,812 American citizens
Let's do the math
341,413,812
X $1,200
____________
$409,696,574,400
This doesn't even take into account what American businesses will pay
As of March this year there are 341,413,812 American citizens
Let's do the math
341,413,812
X $1,200
____________
$409,696,574,400
This doesn't even take into account what American businesses will pay
March 4, 2025 at 5:11 AM
The Mexico/Canada tariffs will cost the average American citizen $1,200 a year
As of March this year there are 341,413,812 American citizens
Let's do the math
341,413,812
X $1,200
____________
$409,696,574,400
This doesn't even take into account what American businesses will pay
As of March this year there are 341,413,812 American citizens
Let's do the math
341,413,812
X $1,200
____________
$409,696,574,400
This doesn't even take into account what American businesses will pay