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Shawn G. Hansen
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The dog days
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 PM
My three kids are all adults now, 30, 25, and 18, and each one of them has recently commented about how they have gained appreciation of just the basic stability of our family life, 30 year marriage, good neighborhoods, good schools, good communities
December 31, 2025 at 4:33 AM
You gave them too much credit with the 50-50 odds
December 29, 2025 at 11:34 PM
🙏🏼
December 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It’s called bread
December 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Beau is snuggling up with Santa
December 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM
They are a confederacy of outcasts, united only by the vague shared awareness that they are the butts of jokes they don’t get.
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Olivia Nuzzi is the TMZ of Bari Weisses
December 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
You’re on a heater today!
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Biff is having his moment, but Marty McFly will always end up on top in the end
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Insightful 🙏🏼
December 9, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Thank you, and good luck with the writing!
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
It's a fascinating subject to me as an "outsider" with no visibility into that world. Whose memoirs would you recommend while we wait for yours?
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I had to look up ephebophile ... perfect descriptor 😅
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Reposted by Shawn G. Hansen
Sandwich Guy thanks everyone for their support, “emotional, spiritual, artistic or financial.” Intones, “Let us not forget that the great seal of the United States says…‘ out of many, one.’…You all have a right to live a life that is free.”
November 6, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Hakeem preaches like a substitute junior pastor upon whom the flock was thrust by happenstance and knows what’s right just as well as he knows he’s not it
November 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Waste management
October 30, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Madame, your shade is smiting
September 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
It’s actually hilarious
August 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My fleet? Greta van
April 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My feed is a temple
March 12, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Extra large Honeycrisp apples are my current daily indulgence
March 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM