Shawn
@shawndillon.bsky.social
🚲 More bikes
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🔴🟡🌪️ Go Cyclones
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🚇 Better transit
🔴🟡🌪️ Go Cyclones
🐕 🐕🐕
Every team I love is trying to kill me with an aneurysm this year
November 2, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Every team I love is trying to kill me with an aneurysm this year
Sage wants you to know he’s attended this costume contest under duress
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Sage wants you to know he’s attended this costume contest under duress
Psyching myself up for another weekend of psychic damage watching Iowa State football
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Psyching myself up for another weekend of psychic damage watching Iowa State football
A two-minute clip that includes the wallet inspector and “Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!” and my favorite joke is still the reveal that Richard Nixon is friends with a live pig mascot.
October 15, 2025 at 4:54 AM
A two-minute clip that includes the wallet inspector and “Hello, that sounds like a pig fainting!” and my favorite joke is still the reveal that Richard Nixon is friends with a live pig mascot.
You either die a hot taker or live long enough to become the pervert
October 11, 2025 at 2:30 AM
You either die a hot taker or live long enough to become the pervert
Charlie has roughly three brain cells rattling around his head, so he needs to tilt his head so they rub together and he can figure something out
September 20, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Charlie has roughly three brain cells rattling around his head, so he needs to tilt his head so they rub together and he can figure something out
The World Biteyneck Championship enters the third day with no winner yet.
Two legends at the top of their game. What a sport.
Two legends at the top of their game. What a sport.
August 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The World Biteyneck Championship enters the third day with no winner yet.
Two legends at the top of their game. What a sport.
Two legends at the top of their game. What a sport.
Some of these reunion tours are getting real sad
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Some of these reunion tours are getting real sad
Lil’ man keeping us safe from the real threats
July 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Lil’ man keeping us safe from the real threats
distinguished gentleman got a young companion to assist in his golden years
June 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
distinguished gentleman got a young companion to assist in his golden years
It's the Alternative FDA. They're edgy, extreme, and a totally outrageous paradigm.
June 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
It's the Alternative FDA. They're edgy, extreme, and a totally outrageous paradigm.
Good vibes out there today.
June 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Good vibes out there today.
Throwing straight heat right out of the gate.
June 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Throwing straight heat right out of the gate.