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Shawnald313
@shawnald313.bsky.social
I exist sometimes maybe possibly in the near future

I simp for an inanimate object

pfp by @joey_is_nice on discord
facing the consequences of my actions 😊
February 28, 2025 at 5:43 AM
There are secrets I hold greater than anything else

Find them, find them all. And you’ll be rewarded.
February 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Hello, yes. Can I have a Big Mac, 2 large fries and 946,973,172 chocolate shakes?
February 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
insert controversial take on politics here
January 31, 2025 at 8:14 AM
aprehended burger bun
January 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Fun Fact 10: if you make a burger of the chicken chicken burger burger chimken borger you actually explode because it’s chicken sandwich.
January 25, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Who do you people that exist sometimes think will be the next celebrity guest voice in B.F.D.I?
January 22, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Fun Fact 9: there’s at least 2 people that know way too much about me and if I meet them I will regret ever existing.
January 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Fun Fact 8:

I’M TOP 600 BADGE COLLECTORS HELL YEAH BABY ROADBLOCKS GEISUSGSBSBSHSUYDYDHDBDBDUDIUSISOSKS

(sorry that this deviates from the usual silly shit, though it is still silly.)
January 21, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Reposted by Shawnald313
I’m giving away one of my double-sided Mepad keychains!

To enter, retweet this post, follow @jestertime.bsky.social, and comment your favorite ii character!! The winner will be chosen on the 21st!!

#inanimateinsanity #osc #objectshow

I can only ship it to the U.S. unfortunately :(
January 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Fun Fact 7: if you burn down an orphanage, you go to prison for over 1 centisecond 😨
January 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Fun Fact 6: there’s approximately 2763 kids in my basement
January 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Fun Fact 5: you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice? Well yes indeed. With our new shrimp steroids, we can shrimp your rice fry instantaneous!
January 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Fun Fact 4: if you clone JacksFilms 26 times, the world will end. As our planet cannot handle too much awesome.
January 17, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Fun Fact 3: if you detonate a nuclear device in the range of a children’s hospital, you can actually go to prison.
January 16, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Reposted by Shawnald313
Before BFDrI starts, we’re doing a pre-vote, to see who actually gets to compete in Battle For Drawn Island! Comment down a letter in square brackets, and a number in square brackets to vote for a contestant and a debuter! Voting ends January 16! #bfdi #osc
January 15, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Fun Fact 2: if you throw a Turkey leg at a wall it’ll actually hit the wall.
January 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Fun fact: If you eat a porcupine it hurts.
January 13, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Beefydie
January 13, 2025 at 6:47 AM