We went from roaming salamanders to roaming snow plows in less than 24 hours. I hope that salamander has a warm coat.

It's November 19th and salamanders are on the move in Minnesota. That's probably fine, right?

Last night I was in an elevator with the actor who played Emperor Palpatine. I was frightened of that character when I was a kid. I was a little scared last night too. Damn you, The Emperor.

I thought people spray painting strategic B's and Y's on the campaign signs would push Harry Balz over the top. Guess I was wrong.

If I were a pheasant, I would make better life choices than fly directly into moving car.