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shawberry jam
@shawberryjam.bsky.social
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This is probably the best thing I've ever done and it took me such a long time to make. A skilled artist could knock this out in an hour and I think it took me at least 10 hours. But you know what? It's MY original character concept and MY original artwork. It's not great, but it's REAL ART.
A feminine figure in a black robe with a purple sash, and a black cowl with a purple lining that hides the face. One hand holds an ethereal sword that looks like a slice of the cosmos framed in the silhouette of the weapon. The other hand, black and skeletal, summons sickly green energy.
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
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No, YOU give me YOUR library books!!
Xan wearing a white button up shirt with black glasses that have a slight cat-eye shape and a bronze glasses chain with pale, coloured beads.
February 4, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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When it takes 14 turns to kill Lyath through their blockslop nonsnense.

#fabtcg
January 28, 2026 at 6:02 PM
shawberryjam.bsky.social
Go get dental work done, come home with peanut butter M&Ms like
A screencap of Rage Against the Machine's music video for Killing in the Name of, showing Zack de la Rocha with closed captions that read "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me"
January 20, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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Last night I went and saw Delores, and I left with a stretchy unicorn, a Care Bear, and @barackobama.bsky.social himself (Margaret's new boyfriend)
A strange dog with human-like appendages is wearing a vintage soft pink dress, sitting in a bathtub. She's reading a book called "Why Is There a Body in Your Bathtub?" A Barack Obama bobblehead with a weird, stretchy unicorn toy and a small Grumpy Bear Care Bear. Margaret makes her move, trying to steal a kiss from Barack Obama.
January 19, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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A black and white cat is sitting on a tuxedo cat and has her front paws on a person's legs (who is under a blanket) A tuxedo cat is sleeping, and a black and white cat is curled up into a ball, nestled into the tuxedo's tummy, but has one back leg stretched out across his body.
January 16, 2026 at 11:29 PM
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Wen you really think about it, this dude's name is just "milk". Kinda takes away from how scary he is.
A picture of the giant supervillain Galactus from the recent Fantastic Four movie. Galactus is basically the Roman equivalent of the Greek *Galactos* which means milk. He's a milk man.
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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Might I suggest the Murdertrain from Metalocalypse: Dethklok?
A massive red and black train with a demon head and large spikes at the front is stopped in front of a house.
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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LOOK AT THIS LITTLE DERP
A cropped screenshot of Baby Godzilla looking goofy, from the 1993 film Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II
January 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
shawberryjam.bsky.social
The Two Friends by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 18th century.

Yeah, okay, Mr. Greuze...
A painting from the 18th century titled "The Two Friends" by Jean-Baptiste Greuze. The painting depicts two women, each with a breast exposed, holding their faces together and nearly holding hands. Greuze painted the women in a gorgeous soft, warm light, while rendering clear surrounding details such as their clothes toward the bottom, and the small dog nearby. The painting is stunningly beautiful, yet is another example of how queer women throughout much of the second millennium CE were considered "friends" or "roommates" when the women are clearly much more intimate.
January 3, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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I love to dress nice even for armories! Lately it's been harder to find the energy, but I still try to wear something cute!

I always feel so much better about myself when I dress up a bit, so it's totally worth throwing on a nice outfit even if it's just an armory!
Alexandra wearing a plaid skirt with opaque tights, black Mary Janes, a strappy black cami, and a denim jacket. Alexandra wearing black shorts with opaque tights, black combat boots, and a plum-coloured satin swing cami with lace details. Alexandra wearing a black midi button-up sleeveless dress with all-black Vans sneakers Alexandra wearing black denim shorts, a fitted black sleeveless tee, fishnets, and black combat boots.
January 2, 2026 at 4:45 AM
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Oops! Here some clothing previews! The design is small, and somewhat subtle until someone really stops and considers it.
December 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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If you're not down with cockroaches, even ones with cute little polka dots in trans colours, there's an alternative version of the design that has the trans flag in place of Mx. Icky!

paintedbricks.threadless.com/designs/you-...

#trans #transgender #transrights #queer
A line of text that reads "You can't kill us all." with a small transgender flag below it.
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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New design! It's time for queer people, particularly trans women, to stop being nice. It's time for rigid defiance. It's time to send a message to the right that we've been here longer than they have, and we'll be here long after they're forgotten.

paintedbricks.threadless.com/designs/you-...
A line of text that reads "You can't kill us all.", with a drawing of a cockroach below it that has light blue, soft pink, and white polka dots representing the transgender flag on it's carapace.
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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I'm ready.
December 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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My partner and I have been staying home by ourselves on Christmas for a while now, and in the last couple of years we've started a tradition of having burnt ends and home made mac & cheese for dinner! 🤤🤤🤤

The mac has a 2:1 ratio of regular medium cheddar and 10 year aged cheddar, it's sooooo good!!
A black plate with BBQ burnt ends and a large helping of home made macaroni and cheese.
December 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Favourite pic of 2025
A 3/4 portrait of a woman in a black faux leather pencil skirt and a white button-up top with a black lace bralette underneath. She is sporting black cat-eye glasses with a beaded glasses chain. She has shoulder-length purple hair with a side cut.
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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My passion for photography is slowly being rekindled, and *wow* does Helmut Newton's work hit different now that I'm revisiting it after coming out, transitioning, and letting my very queer, very sapphic self loose.

Featured work: Charlotte Ramping, Arles 1973
Helmut Newton's photo of Charlotte Ramping, Alres, France, circa 1973. Captured in black & white, Charlotte reclines slightly, leaning on one arm while sitting in the nude on an ornate wooden desk, with her feet on a gorgeous chair that has ornate carvings and slender leather cushions. She holds her hand atop a glass of white wine, and looks backward toward the camera. The photo perfectly captures the inherent beauty of the feminine form, yet her pose and expression are defiant of the traditional roles and social norms foisted upon women. She is powerful, untamed, unstoppable.
December 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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But also heck off, my Lala was cute AF 😡
An ADORABLE Lalafel character from Final Fantasy XIV, dressed like the Man With No Name, aka Blondie An ADORABLE Lalafel character from Final Fantasy XIV, dressed like a hippie and playing a bongo. An ADORABLE Lalafel character from Final Fantasy XIV, dressed like a nurse, standing over an NPC in a hospital bed.
December 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Some loot from a local market that I picked up yesterday 😍
Art featuring a woman with purple hair being stabbed through the torso while another woman with a pale, vampiric complexion and blood trickling from her mouth holds the sword and supports the other woman. A t-shirt with artwork of a cat-like cosmic horror, with multiple cat legs and tentacles. The face is a void that has 5 orange eyes protruding from it. A keychain with an adorable bunny dress like a nurse in trans flag colours, holding a pill beside a bottle of estradiol tablets.
December 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Hey queerdos! I hate Black Friday, but you can get this cool tee for 🌟FIFTEEN (15) DOLLARS🌟 (USD)! 15% of proceeds go to Trans Lifeline! Support some clown lady and a bunch of cool cats that need help! There's also the Painted Bricks design in 4 flags!

paintedbricks.threadless.com/designs/come...
A racerback tanktop in teal, with a graphic that features a syringe full of fluid in trans colours, with a cute script typeface that reads "Come and Take It!" A black t-shirt with a design featuring a hand holding a brick that has one face covered in paint using the pride flag colours.
December 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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This isn't actually a GenAI image, it was originally printed in the 2015 book Princes of the Apocalypse, in Chapter 4.
December 1, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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My #fabtcg year in review courtesy of @fabrary.net! Of course, I'm far too lazy and forgetful to manually add paper games, so it's just Talishar games. I definitely played way more than 9 games, probably closer to 500!
My Fabrary year in review for 2025
December 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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R4:☠️ Got absolutely high-rolled by Data Doll, no contest 😵‍💫

Super fun games, and made some cool trades after! (See pic for my loot)

Because I am an idiot, I picked up some Arakni cards. What am I doing to myself?!?
A selection of Flesh and Blood cards for Assassin and Brute. Flesh and Blood cards including RF Jolly Bludger, CF EA Arcane Lantern, RF Hunter or Hunted?, and RF Cogwerx Dovetail.
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Happy turkey day, my American friends!

(I know the quality sucks and this has likely been screenshotted and shared a thousand times but I couldn't be arsed to look for the original.)
A meme showing a European pilgrim and a Native American individual both holding a turkey. Across the top are the words "Thanksgiving" and along the bottom it says "Celebrating the day Americans fed undocumented aliens from Europe."
November 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM