got the second day of my speedcubing competition tomorrow. really excited for my first time competing in one-handed. wish me luck 🙏🙏🙏

todo: get a real fursona 🤔

found this beauty at my local library and read it 6 times in 2 weeks. having a hard time waiting for volume 2.

just got some kinda vaccine. don't even know what it was for. i saw that needle an i said "put it in me baby"

When I die, I want my body disposed of in such a manner as to make me an anthropological marvel in 10,000 years. Fly me to the top of a mountain or drop me in a bog or something I don't care, I just wanna be in a glass case at a museum while future kids go "wow, ancient people were fucked up"

This piece of shit broke down more times than there are numbers, blocked the trail for a week, and had to be pulled most of the way by a Jeep. To say it “conquered the Rubicon” is like saying Epstein “conquered” his charges by dying in prison. Fucking ridiculous.

ohmygod there's a zootopia 2 teaser trailer??!!?!?!?!?!!!11!??!?!

A Portal speedrunner named SiDiouS just beat the Any% Inbounds No SLA Legacy world record by over 10 seconds, destroying the 10 minute barrier in the process.
youtu.be/Hy1J5wad8ak

A speedrunner named LukeGB just beat the world record in Mario Kart Wii 32 Tracks (No Skips), beating the previous world record by just over a second.
youtu.be/TRy7VknZFhI

A speedrunner named lacunae just beat the world record in Portal Any% Inbounds No SLA Unrestricted by less than 2 seconds, taking the record back from a runner named SiDiouS, who had taken the world record in late April.
youtu.be/J7oPZSIuzyw

A speedrunner named amarishiro just beat the world record in Super Mario Galaxy Any% 1 Player. Their last world record was the first in 3 years, and they improved their previous world record by 31 seconds.
youtu.be/XJqBTr28qt0

A speedrunner named CaptainEzekiel just beat his own Any% PC world record for Oblivion Remastered by almost 7 seconds, bringing the record down to 6:07 and inching ever closer to the first sub-6 run of the game.
youtu.be/71jJavGxWjQ

A speedrunner named Unh0ly_Tragedy just beat the Any% Console world record on Oblivion Remastered by almost 2 minutes, completely skipping sub-8 and achieving the first ever sub-7 run on console.
youtu.be/KAob64_3oBU

A speedrunner named Darknn just beat the Any% world record for ULTRAKILL's Early Access release, beating their own world record by 8 seconds and achieving the first ever sub-11 speedrun of the game.
youtu.be/kKIH4ArB2CU

A speedrunner named zVypurr just got the Any% No Major Glitches world record in Hollow Knight, beating the previous world record by 4 seconds while achieving their first record in the category and getting the first 30:4X.
youtu.be/AyqJ8xkqBMo

SiDiouS, a dominant Portal speedrunner, just beat the Inbounds No SLA Legacy world record, toppling Floorb's year and a half old world record, and achieving a full 5/5 category sweep, being the 4th person to ever do this in Portal.

youtu.be/0Ib0xjlsKho

Onaku, a Sonic Frontiers speedrunner known for dominating the leaderboards, just achieved his 13th consecutive world record in 1 year and 9 months, beating his own world record by less than 2 seconds. His current goal is to get a sub-50 world record.
youtu.be/k6WgTitRTls

Cads, a talented New Super Mario Bros. Wii speedrunner, just got the Any% world record for the original New Super Mario Bros, beating the old record by less than a second and being the first world record in over a year.
youtu.be/IP7q1K11SDQ

livestreaming from the school computer and I had to pause for a lockdown drill 😐