Sometimes a guy wants to prove he's okay so much that he makes a spreadsheet to show you

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VG'F NYFB ABG RIRA GEHR JR TRG FB ZHPU VAFVTUG VAGB YHAR'F ERYNGVBAFUVC JVGU URE CNERAGF NAQ GURVE YRTNPL, NAQ FPVRY'F ZVFPNEEVNTR. Ohg yvxr rira gurerva vf fbzrguvat gurzngvp nobhg gur jnl gung jr oevat bhe cnva vagb bhe neg gung gur punenpgref unir gb yvir jvgu snzvyvny ybff naq tevrs gur

Gung va Irefb'f raqvat fur frrf gurz nyy ng gur raq orpnhfr gurl'er va ure, gurl'er jvgu ure, vg'f cneg bs ure yvsr, ohg vg'f abg ure jubyr yvsr.

gung raqvat uneqre orpnhfr crbcyr jvyy whfg qvfzvff nal zrevgf gb vg bssunaq tvira gur jnl crbcyr unir znqr vg nobhg gur 'erny cnvagvat crbcyr'. GURL ZVFFRQ GUR JUBYR CBVAG gung vg'f abg gung gur crbcyr ner erny, vg'f gung gur rkcrevraprf ner.

Yvxr, V qb guvax gurer'f vagrerfgvat guvatf nobhg Znryyr'f raqvat ohg gubfr ner sebz n punenpgre fgnaqcbvag, abg gur vqrn gung fur'f aboyl cerfreirq erny yvirf be fbzrguvat naq V guvax gur crbcyr jub pbzr ng vg sebz gung natyr ner jrveq, qba'g haqrefgnaq gur tnzr, naq znxr gnyxvat nobhg

V guvax gbb znal crbcyr arire npghnyyl yrg gur npg 2 gjvfg zrnavatshyyl punatr ubj gurl haqrefgbbq gur jbeyq. Jub qvqa'g haqrefgnaq Znryyr nf n punenpgre naq gung ure vagragvba bs cebgrpgvat gur cnvagvat vfa'g nobhg gur crbcyr va vg, ohg nobhg gur yvsr fur unf vafvqr bs vg.

And the split lives only in the two extremes of someone coming back later calmer and being like 'Yeah man thanks for telling me to chill sorry about that' and somebody taking a grand gesture of effort and focus to prove to me how okay they really are they're so fine (they are worse than I thought).

Jacinthe

Second favorite, you're Ham and that's great but you're no gabagool