Shaun Johnson
@shaunjohnson4.bsky.social
Artist. Your favorite little atheist.
Artists really think they’re curing cancer with art objects.
March 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Artists really think they’re curing cancer with art objects.
I just remembered: I don’t care!
March 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I just remembered: I don’t care!
I like when people break up and the content gets sexy.
March 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I like when people break up and the content gets sexy.
Astrology:
People telling you who you are.
Nope: bitch, *I* tell you who I am.
People telling you who you are.
Nope: bitch, *I* tell you who I am.
March 30, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Astrology:
People telling you who you are.
Nope: bitch, *I* tell you who I am.
People telling you who you are.
Nope: bitch, *I* tell you who I am.
Are we allowed to stay angry at someone who is clearly mentally ill? I guess it doesn’t make much sense.
March 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Are we allowed to stay angry at someone who is clearly mentally ill? I guess it doesn’t make much sense.
I’m 43. I’ve lived long enough to realize that people have too many birthdays. It’s like every year the same fucking thing.
March 23, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m 43. I’ve lived long enough to realize that people have too many birthdays. It’s like every year the same fucking thing.
Somehow his socks were giving Bottom Energy.
March 18, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Somehow his socks were giving Bottom Energy.
Pinching is assault.
March 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Pinching is assault.
Jensen: “It was mostly white people [at the retreat] because you know white people are crazy and lost.”
March 17, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Jensen: “It was mostly white people [at the retreat] because you know white people are crazy and lost.”
Enduring small talk with the creep who tried to follow me into the shower. His big plan for today is going to Mass 😂
March 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Enduring small talk with the creep who tried to follow me into the shower. His big plan for today is going to Mass 😂
Trying to adapt to the progressive Lens existence. Realizing I must have always walked with my nose literally in the air 😂. This definitely tracks.
March 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trying to adapt to the progressive Lens existence. Realizing I must have always walked with my nose literally in the air 😂. This definitely tracks.
The man talking about me on his phone said “I think he’s white” 😂.
March 15, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The man talking about me on his phone said “I think he’s white” 😂.
He said “good morning young man” to my 43 year old ass. I’m like
a woman is blowing a kiss while sitting on a couch with tlc written on the bottom right
ALT: a woman is blowing a kiss while sitting on a couch with tlc written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
March 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
He said “good morning young man” to my 43 year old ass. I’m like
The new friend thing, which seems promising, makes me think about how all I’ve ever wanted is some reliability in someone. I don’t need anyone to die for me. I just need people to do what they fucking say and show up.
March 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The new friend thing, which seems promising, makes me think about how all I’ve ever wanted is some reliability in someone. I don’t need anyone to die for me. I just need people to do what they fucking say and show up.
Friend app update:
I got coffee with someone. He was there five minutes before me. He bought me coffee. Not to mention he remembered to write me the next day about something that most people wouldn’t follow up on. All the above made me very happy. Plus he was easy to schedule! He’s a unicorn…
I got coffee with someone. He was there five minutes before me. He bought me coffee. Not to mention he remembered to write me the next day about something that most people wouldn’t follow up on. All the above made me very happy. Plus he was easy to schedule! He’s a unicorn…
March 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Friend app update:
I got coffee with someone. He was there five minutes before me. He bought me coffee. Not to mention he remembered to write me the next day about something that most people wouldn’t follow up on. All the above made me very happy. Plus he was easy to schedule! He’s a unicorn…
I got coffee with someone. He was there five minutes before me. He bought me coffee. Not to mention he remembered to write me the next day about something that most people wouldn’t follow up on. All the above made me very happy. Plus he was easy to schedule! He’s a unicorn…
So weird looking around you and seeing so many people able to be present and have fun. That’s actually really hard for me.
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
So weird looking around you and seeing so many people able to be present and have fun. That’s actually really hard for me.
I didn’t realize that one of my main personality traits is constant worry.
March 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I didn’t realize that one of my main personality traits is constant worry.
Friend-finding app is interesting in that little things tell me it will never work. More than 3 miles is one thing. But also do they seem bougie? Vegan? Really into horror? Too many mentions of Disney? Every photo is at a bar? Next next next next next…
March 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Friend-finding app is interesting in that little things tell me it will never work. More than 3 miles is one thing. But also do they seem bougie? Vegan? Really into horror? Too many mentions of Disney? Every photo is at a bar? Next next next next next…
Friend-finding app: I really just want a friend I can meet up with for coffee or lunch once a month to catch up. I have one friend who is really good about this but that’s it. Confused why this is so hard.
March 5, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Friend-finding app: I really just want a friend I can meet up with for coffee or lunch once a month to catch up. I have one friend who is really good about this but that’s it. Confused why this is so hard.
Friend app update: seriously doubt the success of any friendship in LA that exceeds two miles distance in between.
March 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Friend app update: seriously doubt the success of any friendship in LA that exceeds two miles distance in between.
Trying this new diet where I starve a little.
March 4, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Trying this new diet where I starve a little.
A gag gift that never was. I wish I knew someone I could give this to who would be like “girl what the fuck is this?” 😂
March 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
A gag gift that never was. I wish I knew someone I could give this to who would be like “girl what the fuck is this?” 😂
I attract a lot of fist-pumps. Maybe this means I’m “passing” 😂
March 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I attract a lot of fist-pumps. Maybe this means I’m “passing” 😂
Jensen: “what about GIRLcotting?
March 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Jensen: “what about GIRLcotting?
Downloaded a friend-finding app. It’s basically a crypto dating site but I am surprised HOW MANY people have reached out to me using the same app. Kind of a relief finding out I’m not the only one seeking meaningful connections.
March 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Downloaded a friend-finding app. It’s basically a crypto dating site but I am surprised HOW MANY people have reached out to me using the same app. Kind of a relief finding out I’m not the only one seeking meaningful connections.