Spork the Dork
@shaun0h.bsky.social
lifelong learner, seeker, professional dork, certified weirdo
Just a skinvelope trying to make peace with life and have some fun along the way.
My own opinions here.
[he/they]
Just a skinvelope trying to make peace with life and have some fun along the way.
My own opinions here.
[he/they]
It's time to wash your winter coat!
a cartoon stitch is sitting in a laundry basket
Alt: a cartoon stitch is sitting in a laundry basket tucking his ears into a swimsuit bikini top.
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November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's time to wash your winter coat!
Hey what the fuck is wrong with the Supreme Court?
November 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Hey what the fuck is wrong with the Supreme Court?
They're "just" glasses but I've healed a lot of hurt over the past few weeks.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
November 1, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They're "just" glasses but I've healed a lot of hurt over the past few weeks.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
I've needed these since I was 9. If factory installed parents don't work, store bought is fine.
Do YOU know about Colugos?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo
Colugo - Wikipedia
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October 26, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do YOU know about Colugos?! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colugo
Wednesday: Done.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is asking the woman if she is a cootie queen
Alt: Two people are standing next to each other looking at someone off screen. The person on the right is asking "who are you calling a cootie queen, you lint licker?" I think this was an orbit gym commercial.
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October 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Wednesday: Done.
Did some hard stuff today and just often recently feels good sometimes! Proud of me for growing and living. What are you proud of yourself for?
October 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Did some hard stuff today and just often recently feels good sometimes! Proud of me for growing and living. What are you proud of yourself for?
Truly nothing like an all gender single use restroom in the airport
October 12, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Truly nothing like an all gender single use restroom in the airport
Can't sleep? Write your electeds.
a cartoon character is holding a feather in front of the declaration of independence
Alt: Cartoon Benjamin Franklin is holding a quill pen in front of the declaration of independence
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October 12, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Can't sleep? Write your electeds.
Love flying in the Trump era as a trans person! Back to long wait times and free sensual massages from TSA. FDT.
a cartoon of bart simpson looking at himself in a mirror in a bedroom
Alt: a cartoon of Homer simpson looking at himself in a mirror in a bedroom. Saying "oh and by the way I was being sarcastic"
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October 9, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Love flying in the Trump era as a trans person! Back to long wait times and free sensual massages from TSA. FDT.
The best part about the weekly No Kings protests is hyping them up by blasting FDT out the sunroof.
October 4, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The best part about the weekly No Kings protests is hyping them up by blasting FDT out the sunroof.
Thankful to live in a place where vaccine access isn't restricted because the federal government is unhinged. Getting my annual booster! Vaccines are community care.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
a cartoon drawing of a syringe with covid vaccines save lives written on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a syringe with covid vaccines save lives written on it
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September 13, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Thankful to live in a place where vaccine access isn't restricted because the federal government is unhinged. Getting my annual booster! Vaccines are community care.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
Flu, RSV, and COVID ✅.
"I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational" -Charlie Kirk
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"I think it's worth it. It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God given rights. That's a prudent deal. It is rational" -Charlie Kirk
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
Thoughts, prayers, and prudence to his family.
It's finally Sunday Supper Season!
September 7, 2025 at 10:11 PM
It's finally Sunday Supper Season!
Get vaccinated! I got my decennial TDAP and annual flu shot today! #vaccineswork #dontbestupid
a green sticker that says # vaccinated on a black background
Alt: a multicolored band aid sticker that says # vaccinated on a black background
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August 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Get vaccinated! I got my decennial TDAP and annual flu shot today! #vaccineswork #dontbestupid
Sooo when will the Federal Government start subsidizing Gatorade to ensure the plants get enough electrolytes?
a yellow flag with brawndo on it is flying in the wind
Alt: a yellow flag with red brawndo and green lightning on it is flying in the wind
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August 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Sooo when will the Federal Government start subsidizing Gatorade to ensure the plants get enough electrolytes?
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I'm gutted. We are abandoning reason and evidence based media to serve a tyrant.
I'm gutted. We are abandoning reason and evidence based media to serve a tyrant.
Corporation for Public Broadcasting Addresses Operations Following Loss of Federal Funding
WASHINGTON, D.C. (August 1, 2025) – The Corporation for Public Broadcasting (CPB) announced today that it will begin an orderly wind-down of its operations following the passage of a federal rescissio...
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August 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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I'm gutted. We are abandoning reason and evidence based media to serve a tyrant.
I'm gutted. We are abandoning reason and evidence based media to serve a tyrant.
Andrea Gibson - I Sing the Body Electric
YouTube video by Button Poetry
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July 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
CSA haul is impeccable this week. So grateful to have the ability to fill the fridge with fresh, organic, regeneratively farmed produce. #EatLocal #FoodSystemsAreImportant
a cartoon character is holding a bag of beets and saying we got beets
Alt: Lisa Simpson is holding a bag of beets and saying ”we got beets!”
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July 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
CSA haul is impeccable this week. So grateful to have the ability to fill the fridge with fresh, organic, regeneratively farmed produce. #EatLocal #FoodSystemsAreImportant
My favorite email. Let the summer of badass music experiences commence!
June 26, 2025 at 2:19 PM
My favorite email. Let the summer of badass music experiences commence!
I've been learning French for about 3 years now and now most of my global news and general reading is in French at the moment. I am proud to be at least literate enough to take in the news in three languages.
June 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I've been learning French for about 3 years now and now most of my global news and general reading is in French at the moment. I am proud to be at least literate enough to take in the news in three languages.
I have a farm share, no bedtime tonight, and an air fryer. Look out world!
June 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I have a farm share, no bedtime tonight, and an air fryer. Look out world!
I bought barefoot shoes. Less than 24 hours in, never going back. Wow.
jasmine is flying on a flying carpet in the sky with a quote from aladdin .
Alt: Jasmine and Aladdin flying on a flying carpet in the sky with "a whole new world" superimposed in white text.
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June 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I bought barefoot shoes. Less than 24 hours in, never going back. Wow.