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god's favorite unwilling ERP participant
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*points and yells* TIME DILATION
Screenshot from a panel from the first few pages saying 5 years have gone by Screenshot of Sky saying he's been in the Princewood for 10 years
December 2, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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That's my face right there
November 22, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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I read this earlier and got so mad I saw red
Screenshot of a CNN article: “Being a conservative woman in a law school, particularly, takes a lot of courage and independence, and in many ways shows more feminism than just falling into some predetermined vision of what a woman should be,” Barrett told a packed banquet hall. “I think that all women should feel free to truly choose whatever it is they want, whether it is to be conservative or to be liberal, or to have large families, to not get married – whatever it may be.”
November 8, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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Incredible accidental bit by the NBC results website
A chart of the 2025 election for New York by borough. None of the results are ins. It lists the Bronx, Brooklyn, Manhattan, and Queens. Underneath it has a "view all boroughs" button to expand the list. There's only one other borough not listed.
November 4, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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If people are going to start getting ready for Christmas then so am I
Edit of a meme. Image has the inside of a fridge and someone placing something inside it. A screenshot is imposed over the thing going in the fridge. The screenshot is of the videogame Ace Attorney, where the character Phoenix Wright says <"Almost Christmas" means it wasn't Christmas!> The image is edited so the screenshot looks like it is encased in ice. At the top of the whole image it says in impact font "I DON'T KNOW WHO NEEDS TO HEAR THIS" and at the bottom of the image it reads "BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE THE "ALMOST CHRISTMAS" MEME TO THE FRIDGE"
November 2, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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I showed you my Fern please respond
Me with a little crochet gnome named Fern sitting on my shoulder as I hold up a cigar for her to smoke. I am wearing a giant red cloak over green and white shirts layered on top of each other
October 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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@sarahmargs.bsky.social couldn't make it to the Ren faire this weekend, but me and @veramoray.bsky.social ran into her good friend
A little crochet gnome named Fern sitting on a car A little crochet gnome named Fern sitting on a set of a sea monster A little crochet gnome named Fern sitting on a fake pirate skeleton A little crochet gnome named Fern sitting in front of a small fake graveyard with a cup of coffee as big as her
October 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Dead wife energy
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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If you see this quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Zuki from Avatar the last Airbender saying 'thats rough buddy' which also happens to be my icon
September 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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Slight editorial decision to keep the spirit of the original boss 🫡
September 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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"this is the money cat" style of memes but without the engagement farming aspect
Picture of a back and white cat with a fat stack of 100 dollar bills fanned out. Above it reads "this is the money cat. Like this and in the next 24 hours you will receive money. Or maybe not. But try it anyways"
September 12, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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New gender neutral toilet just dropped
August 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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You will all learn to appreciate my glorious sense of humor
A plushie of Kirby, a small pink smiling orb with nub hands and red shoes, outside a window holding a large non-serrated knife
August 17, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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people WILL learn to appreciate my mini pies they are GOOD and I ENJOY making them.
A photograph of a Kirby plushie standing outside someone's door with a big ass kitchen knife. Kirby is a small pink orb with dot eyes, a smile, and big red shoes and little round protrusions for hands.
July 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Monkey's Paw Jr (4/4)

#makeaterriblecomicday2025

It's been so long since I've tried to draw and *show it* to people, so of course I had to start off with a 13-page comic of almost exclusively hands and backgrounds, two things I was never good at drawing anyway.
Panel 1: a black box, with white text at the top. "MOTHER?" Panel 2: another black box. At the bottom of it it reads in white letters "FATHER?". End.
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Monkey's Paw Jr (3/4)

i was basically out of steam by this point but the artistic degradation is a stylistic choice to show how the son's body is decomposing and that the wish didn't bring back his soul trust me

#makeaterriblecomicday2025
Panel 1: the right gray hand knocks once at the door. It says "Knock." The red letters say "IN." Panel 2: the hand knocks again twice. The red letters say "PLEASE." Panel 1: the knocking gets more frantic. The left hand is braced against the door while the right continues knocking. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. the red letters are over the picture: "COLD COLD PLEASE LET ME IN" Panel 2: both hands are banging on the door. The words are all mashed together overlapping with each other and the picture. Onomatopoeia KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. Red letters read "IN IN IN COLD COLD MOTHER" Panel 1: crudely drawn gray hands flat against the wall, with a little more knocking onomatopoeia. In red letters across the whole panel it says: PLEASE LET YOUR SON IN" panel 2: the monkey's paw, only one finger up this time. The bottom right reads III. Peace. Two panels. Both are filled in black with no other features.
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Monkey's Paw Jr, (2/4)

The more impatient I got the more it started looking like an edgelord made it, also the family's last name is actually White in the short story

#makeaterriblecomicday2025
Panel 1: a monkey's paw, now with 2 fingers up. In the bottom corner it reads " II. Life." Panel 2: red and black scribbles Panel 1: two gray hands scratch at some wood, meant to be the inside of a coffin. It has onomatopoeia "skritch skritch skritch skritch". Scratchy red letters read "COLD COLD" Panel 2: the hands have broken a hole through the wood. The left hand is tearing at it while the right reaches through the hole. Red scratchy letters say "COLD NEED HOME" Panel 1: The base of a grave, with black lines cutting off the corners meant to be arms. There's overturned dirt, and the bottom of a tombstone. The tombstone is only partially visible and reads "WHITE 1881-1902". The red scratchy words are over the tombstone and dirt this time: "NEED HOME. GO HOME." Panel 2: a row of graves leading to the cemetery gate. It is night out. On the path is more scratchy red text: "HOME MOTHER HOME" Panel 1: a path leading to a house in the distance. It has 1 red window. The letters splash along the bottom half of the panel. "HOME" Panel 2: the wrought iron fence and door from before, but the gate is open. There's a gray hand opening the gate [it looks rough just trust me] and on the path to the front door: "I'M HOME"
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Monkey's Paw Jr.

Everyone's thought about what if the monkey paw story was done in the perspective of the dead son, right? Dialogue and descriptions in alt text if you can't read my handwriting or decipher what I'm doing (1/4)
#makeaterriblecomicday2025
Two frames of a comic on lined grid paper. Panel 1: "MONKEY'S PAW JR" is written in red behind a somewhat crude drawing of a severed monkey's paw, palm facing away from the viewer. It has 3 fingers raised and two bones sticking out the bottom. In the bottom corner it says "1. £200" Panel 2: a black and white drawing of an arm waving goodbye to a person silhouetted in a door frame. There is a wrought iron fence. In the top corner it reads "It was worth a shot." 2 panels of a comic Panel 1: a road leading off to a city in the distance. It reads "Father's friend must be having a laugh." Panel 2: a poorly done one-point perspective of a city street. There are a few buildings, and the road leads to a large building at the end that reads "MAW & MEGGINS" on a sign. At the bottom of the page it says "I mean, how could finding £200 hurt?" Panel 1: what is meant to be an old-timey clock in station. A hand in the foreground holds a punch card in front of a clock that reads a little before 9. On one side it reads "It would have been nice for Mother and Father" Panel 2: some crudely drawn late 1800's/early 1900's machinery. It has no safety features and a bunch of gears coming out of rolling parts. It reads, continuing off the previous panel: "to pay off the house." Panel 1: hands coming from the side of the panel, reaching into the dangerous machinery. "Ah, damn thing is jammed agai" Panel 2: the panel is scribbled black, with scratchy red letters making an arc across the panel that reads "K R R A K K O O W"
June 24, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Photo of a man shouting "Bite each other's dicks off!!" With the text below
June 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Tobirama from Naruto with a speech bubble edited in to indicate he is saying the post above
June 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Hashirama from Naruto edited to have a speech bubble facing downwards to indicate that he is saying the quoted post
June 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Take the fictional character quiz and post the first four you know openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

This caused me psychic damage. why is a South Park character involved. Why am I on the puppet end of being ratatouilled. At least Kristen Stewart is hot but this was during The Struggle Years.
Kenny McCormick from South Park Linguine (with Remy the rat on his head, but Linguine is the focus here) from Ratatouille Jonathan Byers from Stranger Things Bella Swan from Twilight
May 18, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Me this morning: I had too much coffee I'm going to have a panic attack or 3
Me at lunch:
Yoda going back for more coffee
May 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Edited screenshot from the Sonic the hedgehog Snapcube fandub that had become a meme. It now says [SONIC]: Woah they're into mob movies I didn't know that!
April 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Why is she giving workplace appropriate David Bowie
March 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM