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I apologize in advance for my skeets.

Dad. Comedic Troll. Puncher of nazis and tankies (is there a difference?) DEF CON alumni, retired DJ, creator of Amway. Been mistaken for Joey Ramone. Once met Lemmy.

Very tired father of an amazing kid with PWS
Just for reference, he's the black guy in the photo, not the white guy.

Totally normal sentence in America. (/S)
November 21, 2025 at 9:51 AM
They were really specific ages, and skipping from 8 to 5yo. Just weird.

I only bring up knowingly because in the David Bowie bio I watched, they interviewed two women who got with him at 14. Lied, got onto some island where a party was at, and banged him.
November 21, 2025 at 9:31 AM
*knowingly
November 21, 2025 at 8:32 AM
November 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Let him cook
November 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Honestly you should feel proud.
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I've missed these verbose replies. ❤️
a woman wearing a gold top and hoop earrings is clapping her hands .
ALT: a woman wearing a gold top and hoop earrings is clapping her hands .
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
This is utterly adorable.
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I have a fantastic team of pros working with me.

PT 2x a week, inversion, ems, chiro, etc.

Despite years at the gym my core was terrible. It's getting better. 💪
November 20, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Kamala would have been maintaining a bad status quo instead of

*flaps around around violently, knocking several things over, expletives, picking things, up, flapping more*

THIS

Also: Fuck that guy
November 20, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Thank you.

Been learning all about my pelvis floor after a bad back injury.
November 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So he wants to challenge the commerce clause by way of XO?

Ok....
November 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
This also sums up Newsome and how he's throwing trans & homeless under a bus to save everyone else.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM