True there's not enough pasta in literature

Great timing--I'm planning to give my students a "write the story only you could write" assignment. I think I'll show them this!

For sale: ugly shoes, frequently worn

I cut my head out of the photos, so I thought I was safe! I suspect that sub is all 20-year-old fashionistas who think not of weather or back pain

Mine is always trying to get me to fix my one weird tooth! I'm like, who am I, Jennifer Grey

Ahaha but really I ate a significant number of chips

I keep thinking, I'm afraid for everyone to read my book of fiction in case they think that's why I'm like this.