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Sharts of Narsil
@shartsofnarsil.bsky.social
I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of IBS.
I miss when you could smoke in waffle house.
December 14, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Post your favorite "The Lord of the Rings" character. Wrong answers only.
December 14, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Star (Wars or Trek) lotr or marvel.
December 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
December 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Good to be back. Not sure why I always forget about this place (it's on the second page in a folder on my phone, which is why I forget most things).
December 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
What I thought 1000 days sober would be like versus what it's actually like.
December 14, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Once again I went off and forgot about the sky. Hello jagweeds.
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Forgot all about the blue skies. Life update.
April 10, 2025 at 9:47 PM
2 years sober. Don't really have it in me to make some big post about how I feel and junk. But I guess 2 years is pretty good and even though I fucking hate being sober it's still the best thing I've ever done. Copper boom.
March 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
One of the best parts about having aphantasia is that when I get a song stuck in my head, I can't hear the music, so it's just me chanting "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous" or the Reba theme song over and over.
March 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Reposted by Sharts of Narsil
This crossover was made for me
March 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Merry Sunday jagweeds, hope y'all get real weird with it. Or not, ain't none of my business.
March 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Remember to get your pills ready for the week and listen to Goblin Girl, or really anything put out by @fiadh.bsky.social.
March 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
My animal crossing life is basically my real life, except I run a lot more and talk to people. Also rocking my new "give me $5 on pump 3" shirt.
March 14, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Survived the covid. Nice try, jesus, you dingus. Maybe next time.
March 8, 2025 at 11:55 PM
A flag worth fighting for.
March 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Much like professor Tony Hawk, I've landed a 720.
March 7, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Day 4 of covid. All of my bones have fallen out, it's snowing and these 4 tapes are gonna cure me. @weregnomerecords.bsky.social
March 6, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I was there Gandalf. I was there three thousand years ago when the only porn I possessed was a solitary picture of a boob that I had stolen from a health book at the library. I was there, cranking it under the soft glow of my worm light, while the sounds of Game Freak twinkled on the screen.
March 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
New Isolation/Fantasy Initiative shirts came in. But more importantly they dropped a new sticker. (Featuring other stickers from @rogueprintco.bsky.social & @markjarrellart.bsky.social)
March 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
March 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Covid survival kit.
March 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Shit I wish I still had that oblivion poster.
March 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Wakes up craving peanut butter. Reaches under the bed and grabs the emergency jar of peanut butter. Pulls a kabar from between the mattress and box spring. Enjoys a risky but well-prepared smackerel of peanut butter. Falls back asleep.

—"Conversations with a Headstone Carver," a memoir by Jason
March 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
If my psychiatrist offered to send literature about a new medication, but the "literature" was just blurry pictures from a book, am I required to take legal action for such a criminal act? Can I sue for inconvenience?
March 2, 2025 at 5:28 AM