Stanley from the Stanley Parable
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Figleys, Stanlurines, Mini-Stans, Stanley-Figs, Figlureanlurines, Figanleys, Stiggley-Wiggleys
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Rename ultraviolet light “seriously pruble”
January 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Rename ultraviolet light “seriously pruble”
Adam Ruins the Bologna Sphere.
Adam Ruins Your Relationship With Water.
Adam Ruins Getting Flattened in General.
Adam Ruins Muddy Artifacts.
Adam Ruins the Neighborhood Milk Man.
Adam Ruins the Mystic Household Objects Conjurer.
Adam Ruins Your Relationship With Water.
Adam Ruins Getting Flattened in General.
Adam Ruins Muddy Artifacts.
Adam Ruins the Neighborhood Milk Man.
Adam Ruins the Mystic Household Objects Conjurer.
January 6, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Adam Ruins the Bologna Sphere.
Adam Ruins Your Relationship With Water.
Adam Ruins Getting Flattened in General.
Adam Ruins Muddy Artifacts.
Adam Ruins the Neighborhood Milk Man.
Adam Ruins the Mystic Household Objects Conjurer.
Adam Ruins Your Relationship With Water.
Adam Ruins Getting Flattened in General.
Adam Ruins Muddy Artifacts.
Adam Ruins the Neighborhood Milk Man.
Adam Ruins the Mystic Household Objects Conjurer.
tonsil stone the size of Michigan
January 6, 2026 at 9:01 PM
tonsil stone the size of Michigan
I am the street artist Banksy.
January 6, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I am the street artist Banksy.
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guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
guy who pronounces ".png" as "dot pinge"
The Clayface of skeleton key fingernails
December 23, 2025 at 3:23 AM
The Clayface of skeleton key fingernails
#YIAYsizzle
When the fajitas come out HOLOGRAPHIC
When the fajitas come out HOLOGRAPHIC
November 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
#YIAYsizzle
When the fajitas come out HOLOGRAPHIC
When the fajitas come out HOLOGRAPHIC
blabbermouth potion
November 15, 2025 at 8:21 PM
blabbermouth potion
The Story Where the Main Character Gets Massively Annoyed by Strange Curses Inside of the Dream-Like Semi-Darkness Dimension
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The Story Where the Main Character Gets Massively Annoyed by Strange Curses Inside of the Dream-Like Semi-Darkness Dimension
Farting for a quadrillion years straight in the humid mist dimension while hallucinating the Pepto Bismol oasis.
September 5, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Farting for a quadrillion years straight in the humid mist dimension while hallucinating the Pepto Bismol oasis.
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Unobstruct the Bile Duct
April 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Unobstruct the Bile Duct
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Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving
September 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Throw Rocks at Bowser Until He Stops Moving
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a special Sideways Heaven for people killed by someone holding their gun sideways
August 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
a special Sideways Heaven for people killed by someone holding their gun sideways
saliva sanctuary
September 1, 2025 at 10:22 PM
saliva sanctuary
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Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Normalize making up words when you’re naming streets!!
Knick-knacks in abundance
August 31, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Knick-knacks in abundance
residual corndog water
August 31, 2025 at 4:57 PM
residual corndog water
weaponized elbow
August 29, 2025 at 2:41 PM
weaponized elbow
twerk machine
August 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
twerk machine
fungal toenail juice water
August 29, 2025 at 2:37 PM
fungal toenail juice water
fresh fingertip flakes
August 29, 2025 at 2:36 PM
fresh fingertip flakes
Soggy oyster male
August 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Soggy oyster male
Sentient evil hair plotting revenge inside of a ziploc bag
August 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Sentient evil hair plotting revenge inside of a ziploc bag
puke house
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
puke house
Garlic Elbow
August 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Garlic Elbow