Shartcanine
@shartcanine.bsky.social
scat alt of @fartcanine.bsky.social
23 - He/him
pfp by @vidiojo.bsky.social
23 - He/him
pfp by @vidiojo.bsky.social
Reposted by Shartcanine
look you can either spend the second half of the date squatting over a cliff as you converse between grunts and moans or you can do the exact same thing but alone, pick your poison
June 23, 2025 at 9:36 PM
look you can either spend the second half of the date squatting over a cliff as you converse between grunts and moans or you can do the exact same thing but alone, pick your poison
the creaking crackling of the avalanche pouring out and crashing into the ground to fertilize it with the most bountiful soil in the world and such valuable resources are only met with slight annoyance due to the inconvenience of their birth
June 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
the creaking crackling of the avalanche pouring out and crashing into the ground to fertilize it with the most bountiful soil in the world and such valuable resources are only met with slight annoyance due to the inconvenience of their birth
rewarding fox friendliness with a heavy bllrrrmmppphhrrt to smother it in fudged pamp like a weighted blanket,,,
April 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
rewarding fox friendliness with a heavy bllrrrmmppphhrrt to smother it in fudged pamp like a weighted blanket,,,
instead of shaking a treat bag to get a pet fox to come to you its actually faster to blort and squish your own packed pamp so it knows what's in store for it as soon as it's in groping range
April 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
instead of shaking a treat bag to get a pet fox to come to you its actually faster to blort and squish your own packed pamp so it knows what's in store for it as soon as it's in groping range
this is the most humane way to treat a fox, everyone be sure to play with the pamps of any fox you see til you can bring them home as a pet and cuddle partner
April 16, 2025 at 4:32 PM
this is the most humane way to treat a fox, everyone be sure to play with the pamps of any fox you see til you can bring them home as a pet and cuddle partner
the best way of communicating and bonding with your pet is by showing love to its pamp, very important to train your fox with all the ways you show affection through a diaper!
April 16, 2025 at 4:23 PM
the best way of communicating and bonding with your pet is by showing love to its pamp, very important to train your fox with all the ways you show affection through a diaper!
getting so hypersensitive to it that you can tell exactly how your pamps being played with despite the massive amount of fudge between your tush and the outer surface of the diaper
April 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
getting so hypersensitive to it that you can tell exactly how your pamps being played with despite the massive amount of fudge between your tush and the outer surface of the diaper
holding u by the scruff with my mouth
April 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
holding u by the scruff with my mouth
gonna find some of them not because im looking for them but because i gotta dig a burrow den deep in the mulch to live in and their remains just happen to show up
April 7, 2025 at 8:43 PM
gonna find some of them not because im looking for them but because i gotta dig a burrow den deep in the mulch to live in and their remains just happen to show up
pred tries to gulp down another diapered friend to push you down but then they end up blorting up their pamp on top of your head so youre getting squished and weighed down on from above as well,,,,
April 5, 2025 at 8:42 PM
pred tries to gulp down another diapered friend to push you down but then they end up blorting up their pamp on top of your head so youre getting squished and weighed down on from above as well,,,,
the need to start gagging and retching because i just unknowingly face planted into a rancid surprise it left in the ballpit
April 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
the need to start gagging and retching because i just unknowingly face planted into a rancid surprise it left in the ballpit
four legs two bellies and two ends to erupt atmosphere-smothering pollution :3c
April 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
four legs two bellies and two ends to erupt atmosphere-smothering pollution :3c
i fear you were right when you said I'm just finding wario hot
April 5, 2025 at 5:24 PM
i fear you were right when you said I'm just finding wario hot
have to drop it in on its own like a pail then, or strapped to someone else so we can continue cuddles :3c
April 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
have to drop it in on its own like a pail then, or strapped to someone else so we can continue cuddles :3c
jumping into rory maw with a fully packed pamp and shuffling around a bunch before slipping right back out without one,,,
April 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
jumping into rory maw with a fully packed pamp and shuffling around a bunch before slipping right back out without one,,,
that's just the coziest place to cuddle a rory, tons of fun to be had in there before getting turned to nothing but bones and browns
April 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
that's just the coziest place to cuddle a rory, tons of fun to be had in there before getting turned to nothing but bones and browns
butt kisses for a pretty poopy pamp and belch kisses for a marvelous mustelid maw,,,
April 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
butt kisses for a pretty poopy pamp and belch kisses for a marvelous mustelid maw,,,
lounging and sagging and lifting and dropping together,,,
April 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
lounging and sagging and lifting and dropping together,,,