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@sharrell.bsky.social
Writer, songer, forgetter of names.
Sounds suspiciously like he hallucinated the whole thing
September 9, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Sounds suspiciously like he hallucinated the whole thing
which is also what they say about abusive jazz boyfriend mooch losers
September 9, 2025 at 1:51 PM
which is also what they say about abusive jazz boyfriend mooch losers
Your semi-regular reminder that they're always doing what they accuse "the other side" of doing (via AP)
August 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Your semi-regular reminder that they're always doing what they accuse "the other side" of doing (via AP)
If you don't know, Celsius is like the unofficial beverage of 12-steppers under 40
August 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
If you don't know, Celsius is like the unofficial beverage of 12-steppers under 40
So not because he raped children, then
July 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
So not because he raped children, then
If I can't be Poplar Bluff High athlete Scott Harrell, at least I can have his sweet, unblemished, dewy-fresh credit report
July 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
If I can't be Poplar Bluff High athlete Scott Harrell, at least I can have his sweet, unblemished, dewy-fresh credit report
Today in yeah,,, wait, what
June 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Today in yeah,,, wait, what
Everybody do this
June 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Everybody do this
Would you rather get kicked in the crotch or hit on the funnybone with a ball peen hammer
May 16, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Would you rather get kicked in the crotch or hit on the funnybone with a ball peen hammer
he went thru the whole bench in 100 days
May 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
he went thru the whole bench in 100 days
"This is a courtesy message to notify you that your borrowed credibility has been repaid in composted gruel. Goodbye." *click*
April 22, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"This is a courtesy message to notify you that your borrowed credibility has been repaid in composted gruel. Goodbye." *click*
Seriously what world is this
April 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Seriously what world is this
Today in "um, that's kinda the point"
April 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Today in "um, that's kinda the point"
Give the editor who wrote this hed a raise
April 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Give the editor who wrote this hed a raise
Today in oxymorons: Everything went fine, but the guy died
March 19, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Today in oxymorons: Everything went fine, but the guy died
"Stop saying we're the party of white nationalism"
March 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"Stop saying we're the party of white nationalism"
Maybe we don't need a government body overseeing public education after all
March 13, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Maybe we don't need a government body overseeing public education after all
Maybe making English the country's official language was a bit premature
March 2, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Maybe making English the country's official language was a bit premature
Literally a job requirement for government service now
February 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Literally a job requirement for government service now
*snorts* bitch please
February 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
*snorts* bitch please
2025 just blowing its whole evil load in the first month
January 17, 2025 at 2:09 PM
2025 just blowing its whole evil load in the first month
Listen I sat in a Wendy's break room for 4 hours watching videos and still couldn't make a Double no ketchup to save anyone's life
December 30, 2024 at 12:40 PM
Listen I sat in a Wendy's break room for 4 hours watching videos and still couldn't make a Double no ketchup to save anyone's life