Kryten 5000
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An overall pain in the ass and an actual bench scientist immunologist/molecular biologist in the Philly burbs. Vaccinate your damned spawn.
Phillies, Eagles and Flyers
Phillies, Eagles and Flyers
This thing was directed by Brett Ratner. Why am I not surprised that the only guy they could find would be a d list director accused by multiple women of sexual assault.
I can only hope it does worse that Hercules.
I can only hope it does worse that Hercules.
December 17, 2025 at 4:36 PM
This thing was directed by Brett Ratner. Why am I not surprised that the only guy they could find would be a d list director accused by multiple women of sexual assault.
I can only hope it does worse that Hercules.
I can only hope it does worse that Hercules.
I can't wait to see the numbers this dud pulls up.
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I can't wait to see the numbers this dud pulls up.
Fitzpatrick who hasn't had a town hall in the 8 years I've lived in his district is desperate for the first time in his political life. His part of Bucks County swung left in November and this is following a few years of democratic movement.
Fuck him, and the horse he rode in on.
Fuck him, and the horse he rode in on.
December 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Fitzpatrick who hasn't had a town hall in the 8 years I've lived in his district is desperate for the first time in his political life. His part of Bucks County swung left in November and this is following a few years of democratic movement.
Fuck him, and the horse he rode in on.
Fuck him, and the horse he rode in on.
Damn you should be careful. The IRS is going to want to talk to you about that.
December 16, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Damn you should be careful. The IRS is going to want to talk to you about that.
Many, many people need to go to jail and they need to go to jail for a long damned time.
I'm so sick of this and we're not even a year into it. When we do finally get rid of them, I want full on investigations and prosecutions. No more of this, let's move on bullshit.
I'm so sick of this and we're not even a year into it. When we do finally get rid of them, I want full on investigations and prosecutions. No more of this, let's move on bullshit.
December 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Many, many people need to go to jail and they need to go to jail for a long damned time.
I'm so sick of this and we're not even a year into it. When we do finally get rid of them, I want full on investigations and prosecutions. No more of this, let's move on bullshit.
I'm so sick of this and we're not even a year into it. When we do finally get rid of them, I want full on investigations and prosecutions. No more of this, let's move on bullshit.
Shit, just needs to jump on his Signal chat.
December 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Shit, just needs to jump on his Signal chat.
He was invented to fill the void when Jim Cramer isn't able to go "Wowie!, ZAP! Foghorn!" to get you onboard buying Zhimago face cream on IPO day.
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
He was invented to fill the void when Jim Cramer isn't able to go "Wowie!, ZAP! Foghorn!" to get you onboard buying Zhimago face cream on IPO day.
Flo turning heel would be peak TV advertising. I can picture Mayhem and maybe the Limu Emo doing it but Flo.
December 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Flo turning heel would be peak TV advertising. I can picture Mayhem and maybe the Limu Emo doing it but Flo.
I know these people are not idiots. Grifting evil assholes yes, but not idiots.
I want one of the people on that stage, just one, to irrevocably commit that their family will jump on the new "open insurance market" as soon as it's available and get rid of the cushy government plan they now have.
I want one of the people on that stage, just one, to irrevocably commit that their family will jump on the new "open insurance market" as soon as it's available and get rid of the cushy government plan they now have.
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I know these people are not idiots. Grifting evil assholes yes, but not idiots.
I want one of the people on that stage, just one, to irrevocably commit that their family will jump on the new "open insurance market" as soon as it's available and get rid of the cushy government plan they now have.
I want one of the people on that stage, just one, to irrevocably commit that their family will jump on the new "open insurance market" as soon as it's available and get rid of the cushy government plan they now have.
She should definitely avoid windows in multistory buildings.
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
She should definitely avoid windows in multistory buildings.
I thought I'd heard of these dirtbags before that CNN story. It's not like the NewsChannel 5 story wasn't easy to find either.
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I thought I'd heard of these dirtbags before that CNN story. It's not like the NewsChannel 5 story wasn't easy to find either.
The financial world got off way too easy after 2008. People need to go to fucking jail and stay in fucking jail.
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The financial world got off way too easy after 2008. People need to go to fucking jail and stay in fucking jail.
Wasn't this guy supposed to be a voice of reason in the Trump cabinet? He's as nuts as the rest of them.
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Wasn't this guy supposed to be a voice of reason in the Trump cabinet? He's as nuts as the rest of them.
I really don't know what's positive to the economy.
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I really don't know what's positive to the economy.
I loved Varley's work.
December 11, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I loved Varley's work.
They keep saying that Scandinavians should emigrate to the US. Nobody in Scandinavia wants to emigrate to the US.
December 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
They keep saying that Scandinavians should emigrate to the US. Nobody in Scandinavia wants to emigrate to the US.
We're now the Iran of the western hemisphere. Go us.
December 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
We're now the Iran of the western hemisphere. Go us.
I will buy one very expensive bottle of bourbon and slowly enjoy it.
December 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I will buy one very expensive bottle of bourbon and slowly enjoy it.
For a guy who's supposed to be a businessman he really has no idea how numbers work does he? He tosses around billions and trillions as though this money actually exists. We're apparently taking in more money in tariffs just this year than most countries have as a total GDP.
He's a moron.
He's a moron.
December 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
For a guy who's supposed to be a businessman he really has no idea how numbers work does he? He tosses around billions and trillions as though this money actually exists. We're apparently taking in more money in tariffs just this year than most countries have as a total GDP.
He's a moron.
He's a moron.
Saturday night, at least there's bound to be a lot of hockey on.
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Saturday night, at least there's bound to be a lot of hockey on.
I don't understand what they don't get about running candidates that match their districts.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I don't understand what they don't get about running candidates that match their districts.
Person Woman Man Camera TV... I'm a stable genius
Covfefe.
Covfefe.
December 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Person Woman Man Camera TV... I'm a stable genius
Covfefe.
Covfefe.
My family is like this too.
At mom's funeral my brother and I were cracking jokes, and they were landing really well with the crowd. I think everyone needed it. It really helped me get through the next couple of days.
At mom's funeral my brother and I were cracking jokes, and they were landing really well with the crowd. I think everyone needed it. It really helped me get through the next couple of days.
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
My family is like this too.
At mom's funeral my brother and I were cracking jokes, and they were landing really well with the crowd. I think everyone needed it. It really helped me get through the next couple of days.
At mom's funeral my brother and I were cracking jokes, and they were landing really well with the crowd. I think everyone needed it. It really helped me get through the next couple of days.