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the dog in question (not the same table)
blond lab with very sad eyes sitting jn frooof a person (puck) wearing light wash blue skinny jeans and converse
November 28, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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old puppy
black lab laying on a hardwood floor near a bar chair. he’s got a plaid bandanna onwith the word turkey printed on it, with a picture of a turkey and his muzzle is greying
November 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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7 hours later (there’s 6 dozen more in the freezer for thursday)
16 hand made pierogis on a floured sheet of plastic wrap. they’re all a bit odd looking
November 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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things i have not seen in what feels like forever: sharks in the top half (also just in the wildcard race)
screenshot from the nhl app showing the nhl division standings for the pacific division. it is a table, with the headers: games played, wins, losses, over time losses, points, points percentage, and regulation wins. there’s a little triangle on the sharks row to mark it as „favorite team” row placement signifies team ranking in the division, based on points. 1. anaheim - 13, 9, 3, 1, 19, .731, 7 2. seattle - 14, 7, 3, 4, 18, .643, 4 3. vegas - 13, 7, 3, 3, 17, .645, 6 4. san jose - 16, 7, 6, 3, 17, .531, 4 5. edmonton - 15, 6, 5, 4, 16, .533, 4 6. los angeles - 15, 6, 5, 4, 16, .533, 3 7. vancouver - 16, 8, 8, 0, 16, .500, 4 8. calgary - 16, 4, 10, 2, 10, .312, 3
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 AM
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he’s… special
the blond lab from the previous post, but now on his back with his front paws tucked to his chest and a turtle stuffie near his muzzle. there’s two brown and tan plaid blankets on top of tan carpet as well as two sets of crossed legs in denim jeans, one wearing nike runners and another wearing black and white converse. also in the room is an entertainment center with a tv on top, and two dog beds, on in front, one to the left.
November 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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puppies <3
a male blond lab with a large head and ears pulled back and a blue and white stars bandana a male black lab with a greying muzzle, wearing an american flag bandana
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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hello to my most active month of reading, maybe ever (please ignore the 14 day thing. this this the fault of non-fics im too lazy to pause)
the storygraph graphic for puck’s october 2025 reading wrap-up. they read 35 books, for a total of 10,815 pages, with a. average rating of 3.83 stars. highest rated reads included becky chamber’s the long way to a small angry planet, eileen garvin’s the music of bees, and maggie stiefvater’s the scorpio races. the average book length was 330 pages, and the average time to finish was 14 days. a pie chart says 86% of the books were fiction, the other 14% were non fiction. a bar graph shows the breakdown of the top 5 genres, which were lgbtqia+ (13), fantasy (13), young adult (9), horror (9), and classics (6). there’s a line chart that shows how many pages were read each day, and another pie chart that shows 80% of the books read were print, and the other 20% were digital.
November 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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close up blurry pic of a white cat with blush photoshopped on. top text reads “brb gonna go” bottom text reads “bash my head into a wall”
October 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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i think he wants my pretzel sticks
grey and white cockatiel on a couch pillow looking intently at a small bowl of pretzel sticks
October 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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LMFAO
from the sharks post game live feed following the sharks first 25-26 season win, a picture of a fake new york post article titled „boooo shirts” with the sub heading „rangers in danger, shark chum at madison square garden” with an image of a shark chomping on a sign that reads „home on the range”
October 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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blurry photo of a cute white cat with dark eyes and blush photoshopped on with top text „brb gonna go” and bottom text „bash my head into a wall”
October 24, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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soup <3
blue bowl of chicken noodle soup made with extra wide egg noodles, chunk chicken, carrots, celery, and onion, topped with fresh dill
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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soup soup soup soup
large stainless steel pot of chicken noodle soup ona. stove in the pre noodle stage. there’s sliced onion, carrot, and celery in a pale broth that has herbs, bay leaves, and garlic floating in it. a large wooden spoon is also in the pot
October 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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consistency, i guess
screen cap from the nhl app for the pit-sjs game showing the shot counts by period per team, and total. 1st period: pit 18, sjs 11. period 2: pit 4, sjs 11. total: pit 22, sjs 22.
October 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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sharks hockey
old windows pop up with the window title “you’re invited to” with an icon of a two layer yellow cake with pink icing and the description “suffer”. the button says “join”
October 18, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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a very happy sj sharkie photoshopped on to a picture of the golden gate bridge with a rainbow in the background with text in comic sans that reads “i wanna die”
October 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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welcome to the shit list
officials for the october 14th carolina @ san jose game kyle rehman - referee jordan samuels-thomas - referee joe mahon - linesman travis toomey - linesman
October 15, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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sharks hockey
yellow emoji head with a nervous smile and holding two thumbs up, with another one overlayed with a reduced opacity that’s crying
October 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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still from an old car commercial. there’s a guy in a polar bear costume lying face down on the ice at the university of michigan with the sharks logo photoshopped on to it. the car spokesperson and the UofM mascot look on in amusement (as in the bloopers from the commercial, the polar bear couldn’t stand up for more than a few seconds at a time.)
October 12, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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round emoji head with a very angry expression slamming its fist onto a surface repeatedly. its eyes are red and its bared teeth are pointy
October 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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round yellow emoji face with a grouchy expression holding a smart phone. as if whatever is on the phone is annoying or disappointing
October 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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ppsssst hey the san jose sharks play regular season hockey tonight
macklin celebrini whispering something to will smith on the bench at a home game during the 2024-25 season.
October 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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the san jose sharks play hockey tonight !!
asky and sharkie celebrating a win during the 2024-25 season
September 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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me? baseball? never.
oakland raimondi park infield from the bleacher seats puck’s forehead, mostly covered by a yellow ball cap with a little green cactus
September 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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cruel & unusual punishment.
achievement for fallout 4 called “eyes on the prize” where the player must redeem 100,000 tickets at the nuka-cade. only 0.25% of xbox players have unlocked this achievement. puck has not unlocked this, so the achievement image/badge is grayed out and blurred with a minimalistic white padlock in the center
August 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM