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@sharkpond.bsky.social
nerd, hater, year-round grinch
they/them
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📍 your dad’s house
sending a risky text and putting my phone on do not disturb so i can scroll to distract myself in peace but still exiting the app to check for notifications every minute leave me aLONE
March 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Kanskje hvis vi rebrandet skatt som abonnement på samfunn+
October 8, 2024 at 12:06 AM
me ages 19-23
Using cum as superglue to piece your heart back together
February 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
you’re right and you should say it
February 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
new guy at work told me he just started playing ‘the last of us part 2’ and i caught myself thinking “i’m not sure i’m ready for a serious relationship though“ GIRL you skipped a few steps
February 12, 2025 at 8:54 PM
hey wanna come over and romanticize reacting dramatically and inappropriatly to receiving devastating news? i'm up anyway just lmk
February 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
6w7
Just a few more days until the premiere of Ask Hank Anything on January 29th at youtube.com/complexly. ⁠

Which Hank are you feeling like today?
@hankgreen.bsky.social
January 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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[våkner opp med en hangover] Uhh hva skjedde i går kveld
[Odd Nerdrum ved siden av meg i senga] God morgen
[Meg] Odd Nerdrum min kjære, hva skjedde
January 26, 2025 at 10:56 AM
every year i tell myself to watch more movies. and every day i make the choice to watch two one hour videos of someone watching a movie i’ve already seen instead
January 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
i just got promoted at work………. to a leader position. what the hell, im only 17 (i turn 30 this year)
January 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
my friend just gave birth to a tiny tiny baby and i’m weirdly annoyed that the tiny baby is smaller than me when i was born cause being small is like the only thing i have
January 21, 2025 at 11:13 PM
my friend is currently in labor and i am currently in bed actively ignoring work calls to avoid having to come in earlier today because…… i don’t want to

lives!!:)
January 21, 2025 at 6:53 AM
average dave chappelle stand-up routine:

Dave: i bought a new bicycle
Crowd: hahahahaha
D: …… it’s red
C: HAHAHAHAHAH
D: i fucking hate red
C: [falls out of their seats laughing]
D: 🚬👄
January 19, 2025 at 9:53 AM
January 18, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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The Sims (2000)
January 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
nekter å dele bilde av seriemorder og kannibal jeffrey dahmer, men se for dere at det er det jeg har gjort her
January 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
this is the second time my dog has chewed up one of my sex toys and hid it in his bed. as if being violent with me wasn’t enough. i’m in an abusive relationship
January 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM