"...Del Boy falls through the bar, and then Trigger throws up everywhere (while making a face)".

The Guardian this weekend on Kieffer Moore occupying The Darren Huckerby Zone.

For England U21's first goal against the Netherlands, Joe Hart said that Harvey Elliott's shot was exactly where you should put it "in and around the goalkeeper's face", surely shooting at the keeper's face is the worst place to shoot?

It was observed that it was third time lucky in the FA Cup for Palace on Monday, but surely it's fourth time lucky as they had a replay in 1990?

Jules et Jim? (notice how I used "et" instead of "and", because I too am an asshole)

It was also the inspiration for Toad Hall!

13th shouldn't be David Gilbert, he's on the list twice and not in the 15th section.

Shay Given said that "even Clarke Kent wouldn't save that" for one of the Birmingham goals, but surely that's obvious? The whole point of Clarke Kent is that he's fucking useless on purpose so that nobody thanks he's Superman.