zakaroni and cheese 🔞
@sharkazey.bsky.social
(18+) semi-personal alt for being a little freak about my wife and just chatting [MDNI]
mid 20's genderqueer fagdyke, call me whatever you like.
mid 20's genderqueer fagdyke, call me whatever you like.
Pinned
every time someone complains my fursonas don't look masc enough their boobs get a little bit bigger
Big fan of the square hole
January 2, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Big fan of the square hole
drinking and playing video games is one of the activities of all time, enjoying it while i can still sober up stupid quick
December 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
drinking and playing video games is one of the activities of all time, enjoying it while i can still sober up stupid quick
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started playing outer worlds the other day, safe to say ive found a new game to add to my faves
December 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
started playing outer worlds the other day, safe to say ive found a new game to add to my faves
seems like when i got my pc repaired the bloke who did it gave me a wifi compatible board without realising so heyyy no longer stuck on the phone now that i have my setup working in the new place
December 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
seems like when i got my pc repaired the bloke who did it gave me a wifi compatible board without realising so heyyy no longer stuck on the phone now that i have my setup working in the new place
I really gotta start charging toys before use, nothing worse than one dying in the middle of jacking off
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I really gotta start charging toys before use, nothing worse than one dying in the middle of jacking off
RAHHH theres so many things coming out in the new year that im so excited for and all i can do is eat my hands and kick my legs
December 20, 2025 at 11:37 PM
RAHHH theres so many things coming out in the new year that im so excited for and all i can do is eat my hands and kick my legs
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Ughhh motorcycle insurance is so expensive why couldnt i have been normal and just stuck with a car
December 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ughhh motorcycle insurance is so expensive why couldnt i have been normal and just stuck with a car
Starting my day off right by arguing with a cat whos trying to make me believe she's never been fed in her life, despite getting breakfast five minutes ago
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Starting my day off right by arguing with a cat whos trying to make me believe she's never been fed in her life, despite getting breakfast five minutes ago
Got Koko playing RDR2 and so far all hes done is ram people off their horses before kicking them to death, including the cops
Im so proud
Im so proud
December 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Got Koko playing RDR2 and so far all hes done is ram people off their horses before kicking them to death, including the cops
Im so proud
Im so proud
Having a staring contest with the cat before shifting .0001mm to the left and she takes off to go scream at the pantry door (she wants to be ingredients)
December 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Having a staring contest with the cat before shifting .0001mm to the left and she takes off to go scream at the pantry door (she wants to be ingredients)
Eating my hands over how excited I am for this
🏔️ WOOLHAVEN IS OUT
ON THE 22ND OF JANUARY! 🏔️
Almost doubling the base game's content!
PRE-ORDERS START TODAY
ON THE 22ND OF JANUARY! 🏔️
Almost doubling the base game's content!
PRE-ORDERS START TODAY
December 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Eating my hands over how excited I am for this
Reasons why my partner and their cat are the same: see a boob? Honk it
December 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Reasons why my partner and their cat are the same: see a boob? Honk it
Jerking off is such a wild experience when the person youre fantasizing about is just on the other side of the house instead of several kilometers away
December 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Jerking off is such a wild experience when the person youre fantasizing about is just on the other side of the house instead of several kilometers away
Got my partner messing around in my Scarlet save that ive been playing on and off for the past few years. Apparently i use to name my pokemon....
December 9, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Got my partner messing around in my Scarlet save that ive been playing on and off for the past few years. Apparently i use to name my pokemon....
Wish my nose worked so I could huff balls 😔
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Wish my nose worked so I could huff balls 😔
Cock. And maybe balls
December 7, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Cock. And maybe balls
Having a bedroom again is such a strange feeling, like what do you mean I don't have to do 5 min treks in the cold and dark to go piss at butt fuck o'clock in the morning
December 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Having a bedroom again is such a strange feeling, like what do you mean I don't have to do 5 min treks in the cold and dark to go piss at butt fuck o'clock in the morning
could really go for being mounted and treated like a fleshlight-
who said that
who said that
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
could really go for being mounted and treated like a fleshlight-
who said that
who said that
im always so incredibly horny at the most inopportune moments. like. why cant you be like this when koko is around smh
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 AM
im always so incredibly horny at the most inopportune moments. like. why cant you be like this when koko is around smh
anyways catch me pressing on the bitemarks they left whenever i jerk off 😩
December 6, 2025 at 8:34 AM
anyways catch me pressing on the bitemarks they left whenever i jerk off 😩
i need to be rawed so bad but between being sick and my partner being out on a day trip with their mother, i am simply just left to finish modding my ds
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 AM
i need to be rawed so bad but between being sick and my partner being out on a day trip with their mother, i am simply just left to finish modding my ds