TRANSLATING TRUMP SPEAK:
"FAKE NEWS" = THIS IS TRUE AND I HATE IT.
"LOW IQ" = THEIR INTELLIGENCE INTIMIDATES ME.
"HORRIBLE PERSON" = THEY TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT ME.
"WITCH HUNT" = I DID IT AND HOPED NO ONE WOULD FIND OUT.
"HOAX" = THIS IS A DAMNING INDICTMENT OF ME AND MY
ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES.