Shaq Holding A Soda Can
@shaqholdingasoda.bsky.social
I'm literally Shaq holding a soda can
@mfollowill.bsky.social Hey, since Cooper is from Maine, when he throws a lob can you call him "the lobster" 🦞
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@mfollowill.bsky.social Hey, since Cooper is from Maine, when he throws a lob can you call him "the lobster" 🦞
Helpful habits to have in your 20's:
• Drink a 6-pack of beer minimum by yourself
• Chief some darts
• Drop out of school/work
• Cut off everyone
• Adopt a dog, then give him right back
• Be chronically online
• Learn helplessness
• Have no aspirations
• Vote
• Die
• Drink a 6-pack of beer minimum by yourself
• Chief some darts
• Drop out of school/work
• Cut off everyone
• Adopt a dog, then give him right back
• Be chronically online
• Learn helplessness
• Have no aspirations
• Vote
• Die
September 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Helpful habits to have in your 20's:
• Drink a 6-pack of beer minimum by yourself
• Chief some darts
• Drop out of school/work
• Cut off everyone
• Adopt a dog, then give him right back
• Be chronically online
• Learn helplessness
• Have no aspirations
• Vote
• Die
• Drink a 6-pack of beer minimum by yourself
• Chief some darts
• Drop out of school/work
• Cut off everyone
• Adopt a dog, then give him right back
• Be chronically online
• Learn helplessness
• Have no aspirations
• Vote
• Die
Would it be ethical to join ICE for the signing bonus and then actively sit on my ass until they fired me?
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Would it be ethical to join ICE for the signing bonus and then actively sit on my ass until they fired me?
Right wing vs left wing bullets
September 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Right wing vs left wing bullets
"No violence is acceptable at all." - an ICE agent.
September 24, 2025 at 11:39 PM
"No violence is acceptable at all." - an ICE agent.
Trump sacrificing Charlie Kirk so that the news stops talking about him and Epstein for a day
September 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Trump sacrificing Charlie Kirk so that the news stops talking about him and Epstein for a day
Of course it took Trump bombing Iran to stop the Haliban. Fake ass president and a fake ass finals
June 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Of course it took Trump bombing Iran to stop the Haliban. Fake ass president and a fake ass finals
NBA continuing to shill out bad product in the finals is pretty astounding. There is a reason why OKC fans were the only ones rooting for OKC. Either change the rules, get the refs in order, or get Adam Silver to find a replacement. There is a reason viewship is dropping. Adam Silver has failed.
June 23, 2025 at 2:22 AM
NBA continuing to shill out bad product in the finals is pretty astounding. There is a reason why OKC fans were the only ones rooting for OKC. Either change the rules, get the refs in order, or get Adam Silver to find a replacement. There is a reason viewship is dropping. Adam Silver has failed.
As a pro-peace advocate, we should just drop Netanyahu and Trump on any random street in Iran/Palestine
June 13, 2025 at 2:41 AM
As a pro-peace advocate, we should just drop Netanyahu and Trump on any random street in Iran/Palestine
Remember guys:
Better things aren't possible
Better things aren't possible
June 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Remember guys:
Better things aren't possible
Better things aren't possible
Inshallah Haliban will win in this jihad against the West(-ern Conference "Champions")
June 6, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Inshallah Haliban will win in this jihad against the West(-ern Conference "Champions")
For legal reasons, I am changing my name to "The State of Israel"
May 31, 2025 at 7:19 AM
For legal reasons, I am changing my name to "The State of Israel"
I'm tweeting a bunch rn but it's been a while, so the natural thought is the one Lenin quote
May 31, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I'm tweeting a bunch rn but it's been a while, so the natural thought is the one Lenin quote
Founding Fathers then: "Have your cake, and eat it too."
American fathers now: "Have your cake, and make it burger."
American fathers now: "Have your cake, and make it burger."
May 31, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Founding Fathers then: "Have your cake, and eat it too."
American fathers now: "Have your cake, and make it burger."
American fathers now: "Have your cake, and make it burger."
I'd never do this, I'd get me a Bugatti
May 31, 2025 at 6:49 AM
I'd never do this, I'd get me a Bugatti
God, please end the suffering of the people of Gaza and give it all back tenfold to OKC fans
May 21, 2025 at 3:04 AM
God, please end the suffering of the people of Gaza and give it all back tenfold to OKC fans
Shai is the the Michael Jordan of flopping to get a foul
May 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Shai is the the Michael Jordan of flopping to get a foul
Hey guys how do I get into making art, I be having ideas
May 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Hey guys how do I get into making art, I be having ideas
The year is 2026, the government has outlawed touching grass. Joe Biden is somehow president again. Florida has now been converted into a two-car garage. McDonald's has bought the rights to the FBI.
Meanwhile, China builds a terrarium of itself and is powered entirely by its 3rd man-made nuclear sun
Meanwhile, China builds a terrarium of itself and is powered entirely by its 3rd man-made nuclear sun
May 9, 2025 at 9:32 AM
The year is 2026, the government has outlawed touching grass. Joe Biden is somehow president again. Florida has now been converted into a two-car garage. McDonald's has bought the rights to the FBI.
Meanwhile, China builds a terrarium of itself and is powered entirely by its 3rd man-made nuclear sun
Meanwhile, China builds a terrarium of itself and is powered entirely by its 3rd man-made nuclear sun
Mexican Gen Z be like: Eskibidi Toilet
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Mexican Gen Z be like: Eskibidi Toilet
FUCK NICO HARRISON
February 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
FUCK NICO HARRISON
What's up Bluesky! I'm Shaq holding a soda can! Send me feet pics immediately
February 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
What's up Bluesky! I'm Shaq holding a soda can! Send me feet pics immediately
If you reading this tweet you gay
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 AM
If you reading this tweet you gay