shapeshfters.bsky.social
@shapeshfters.bsky.social
The only fact I know about this guy is that Ricky Martin’s writers have publishing royalties over “The Thong Song” because of 5 words pulled from Martin’s song “Living La Vida Loca”.
August 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Be ungovernable
July 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
People actually complained about that? My only complaint was your companions giving away puzzle answers after 30 seconds of reaching the puzzle.
July 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Can’t park there mate.
July 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
She certainly is a X CEO
July 10, 2025 at 1:13 PM
At least that girl was low stakes dumb. And that was during a time when the republicans had just started its pageant to party program with Sarah Palin.
July 6, 2025 at 2:11 PM
All I can think of is this ad from the United Kingdom.
July 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I haven’t seen Mike Johnson this happy since the last time he checked his son’s browser history.
July 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
It’s a horrible day to have eyes
June 16, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Inside the taxi appears to be where you are the safest.
June 13, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Do they play the drums all the time, or only when a child gets hit?
June 13, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What do I let in playing Tomb Raider?

Asking for a friend…
June 12, 2025 at 5:38 PM
June 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Have you ever seen them in the same room?
May 27, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Nobody said it was good at cooking pasta
May 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Let’s say this is a real thing. What assurances do these geniuses have that their bodyguards won’t take over the bunker when money means is meaningless?
May 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
How will Trump feel about them not praying directly to him?
May 21, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Because of the lack of scale that a background provides, in my mind he’s a kaiju towering over us saying “please clap”. Not as a yell, but because of his size it’s just louder.
May 20, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The first game I have finished in a long time was Blue Prince. It turns out I stumbled my way into progress that cut out a giant section. I think it counts.
May 18, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Perfect timing. Had a tornado come through my town earlier today.
May 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Her bio says IT Pro. I’m guessing she does IT for a police department.
May 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM