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@shanyo.bsky.social
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i'm not even remotely interesting.
i'm a huge fan of goats.
my brain is a hot mess.
pro oxford comma.
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A quick resistance task: 1. Google Gulf of Mexico 2. "Gulf of America" is the top 3. Click on the three little dots to the right of it 4. Select "Send Feedback" 5. Click on "Gulf Of America" 6. Select "Inaccurate content" 7. Select "Incorrect" and type in "The correct name is "Gulf of Mexico"
February 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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foggy ruins with the caption "fog is just goth air"
January 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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pic of a children's book with a chicken just released from his shell, holding a gun, titled "you tried scrambling the wrong egg motherfucker"
January 11, 2025 at 2:50 AM
shanyo.bsky.social
zero!
white zero slippers with black eyes and pumpkin noses (with an extremely messy background)
December 25, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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Meme from matt @nosourceofhoney that reads: we are the grand daughters of the grandma's your reindeer couldn't run over
December 19, 2024 at 1:11 AM
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Look at this cute butthole.
White/tan chihuahua smooshed in between my legs.
December 4, 2024 at 12:37 AM
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Large space with a disproportionately small christmas tree.
December 3, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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I'm really loving how Citizen upped their game with these headlines.
Citizen alert that reads: 8:11 PM (raccoon emoji) Hostages Held By Raccoon The raccoon is guarding the back door of Christ The King High...
November 20, 2024 at 2:27 AM
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lol why don't we start with negotiating a raise before we ask union members to spend $200 on a jacket
Blue and white UFT baseball-style jacket being sold for $208.25
November 19, 2024 at 10:25 PM
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The young girl looked down at her gore hands, then seeing herself in front of her mother's body. She starts laughing after throwing up specks of Blood, realizing what she did A girl was at her mothers funeral. Suddenly the girls phone rang; it was her mother Mom: "I'm 5 minutes away." Lea: "Wait, then who's downstairs My mom called me from downstairs to tell me that dinner was ready. As I went down the stairs, my mom pulled me aside and said "i heard it too
November 18, 2024 at 10:28 PM
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I swear to god, this dog. I don't understand how this is comfortable, but she's knocked out. Like, I can't get up.
Little white chihuahua drooped over my legs. She looks like liquid. Little white chihuahua drooped over my legs. She looks like liquid.
November 17, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Rainbow cookie gelato. My favorite.
Rainbow cookie gelato in a metal bowl with a spoon sticking out.
November 17, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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Stop & Shop need to get their shit together. I wanted over an hour for 70% of my groceries. (The rest was out of stock.)
Phone notification sent at 2:18pm that reads: Stop & Shop 2:18 PM Your order will be ready to be picked up between 1:00 PM and 2:00 PM at Stop &"
November 16, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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There is... a lot to unpack in this Citizen alert
Citizen alert with the title "Naked Man on Train Tracks." Tect reads: "Timeline 10:56am Emergency services are attending to two individuals who fainted on a halted train, while police continue to manage the situation on the tracks. 10:55am Emergency services are responding to reports of a person on the tracks and two individuals fainting on a halted train."
November 16, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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LeVar Burton?! So glad he's here! This is the perfect place for him.
A screenshot that shows LeVar Burton follows me.
November 16, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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GoGuardian chat that occurred today. I'm gonna call this a win.

#edusky #iteachenglish 📖
Text of image reads: "Makes sense, You are a very nice teacher, a bit different them most teachers I had in the post but in a good way! "
November 13, 2024 at 8:54 PM
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White old lady chihuahua asleep on her side on the couch with her tongue sticking out
November 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM