White House burn book

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:

Client calls after signing

Not to get both obscure and pedantic, but the modular synthesizer community would have a word.

I would malicious compliance this into such a long response. Bullets & subparts, maybe a few footnotes, cross-references to my colleagues’ responses.

Good to find you here, cousin

ADHD set that reminder