Shannon
@shannondubois.bsky.social
Why isn’t conditioner called shampee?
January 21, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Why isn’t conditioner called shampee?
“I got the horses in the back”
Things lil nas x and a centaur can both say
Things lil nas x and a centaur can both say
January 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
“I got the horses in the back”
Things lil nas x and a centaur can both say
Things lil nas x and a centaur can both say
Yah I have seasonal depression. Depression in fall. Depression in winter. Depression in spring. Depression in summer
January 16, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Yah I have seasonal depression. Depression in fall. Depression in winter. Depression in spring. Depression in summer
Harry Potter and the Order of the Remix
*bass drops*
*bass drops*
January 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Harry Potter and the Order of the Remix
*bass drops*
*bass drops*
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
January 16, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Sir, I want to buy these shoes for my mama, please
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
It's Christmas Eve and these shoes are just her size
Kit Kat was right…. give me a break
January 16, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Kit Kat was right…. give me a break
“Björk björk” - an Icelandic dog probably
January 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Björk björk” - an Icelandic dog probably
Is there a porn star named Girthquake bc if not I’m trademarking
January 15, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Is there a porn star named Girthquake bc if not I’m trademarking
Even the longest cat is only one cat long
January 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Even the longest cat is only one cat long
I bet Travis Kelce pronounces Aristotle like Chipotle
January 15, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I bet Travis Kelce pronounces Aristotle like Chipotle
I think it was Shakespeare that once said “milk, milk, lemonade. Round the corner fudge is made”
January 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think it was Shakespeare that once said “milk, milk, lemonade. Round the corner fudge is made”
My dick make dat bitch smarter. I make her cum laudely
January 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My dick make dat bitch smarter. I make her cum laudely
Mr Softee should partner with an erectile dysfunctional clinic.
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Mr Softee should partner with an erectile dysfunctional clinic.
When you catch someone being racist it should be called being caught in 3k
January 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
When you catch someone being racist it should be called being caught in 3k
T-bagging should be called p-bagging because pee is stored in the balls
January 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
T-bagging should be called p-bagging because pee is stored in the balls
If you dated someone that was once a child you’re def a pedophile
January 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If you dated someone that was once a child you’re def a pedophile
Petition to rename mohels to Robin Hood
January 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Petition to rename mohels to Robin Hood
They should just call dog moms poochie mamas
January 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
They should just call dog moms poochie mamas
Everyone always talks about Humpty Dumpty’s fall but never his spring or summer.
January 13, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Everyone always talks about Humpty Dumpty’s fall but never his spring or summer.
I’m going to be reposting all my favorite tweets here you’re welcome
January 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m going to be reposting all my favorite tweets here you’re welcome