Imagine I’m this leopard & the boombox is my new Trapper Keeper. I’m just posted up, knowing everyone wishes they had my Trapper Keeper. But they don’t. I have it.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Imagine I’m this leopard & the boombox is my new Trapper Keeper. I’m just posted up, knowing everyone wishes they had my Trapper Keeper. But they don’t. I have it.
Breaking news, women have been over your bullshit for millennia.
July 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking news, women have been over your bullshit for millennia.
Here’s a picture of Hopper.
April 4, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Here’s a picture of Hopper.
I have 50yo old hand-squeeze kind & I hate it. Then my life changed when I found out that kitchenaid makes a sifter attachment. 🤩
March 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I have 50yo old hand-squeeze kind & I hate it. Then my life changed when I found out that kitchenaid makes a sifter attachment. 🤩
In your face, Wordle bot!!
March 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
In your face, Wordle bot!!
Not me & Wordle Bot being twinsies,
February 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Not me & Wordle Bot being twinsies,
@gordonkeith.bsky.social this is why we MUST pay prisoners a fair wage. There are too many incentives to keep people locked up.
January 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
@gordonkeith.bsky.social this is why we MUST pay prisoners a fair wage. There are too many incentives to keep people locked up.
Shout out to my company for hosting an AA meeting during Sales Kickoff this week. I imagine it’s a tough event to get through for those struggling with sobriety. This is the 1st year we’ve done that. Very cool.
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Shout out to my company for hosting an AA meeting during Sales Kickoff this week. I imagine it’s a tough event to get through for those struggling with sobriety. This is the 1st year we’ve done that. Very cool.
Every working mom needs a food dehydrator, obviously.
January 11, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Every working mom needs a food dehydrator, obviously.
They’ve been trying to get me to stop shaking that ass since 1996, but they fucking can’t. Getting drunk to own the libs. Shaking that ass to be fabulous.
December 28, 2024 at 5:13 AM
They’ve been trying to get me to stop shaking that ass since 1996, but they fucking can’t. Getting drunk to own the libs. Shaking that ass to be fabulous.
Y’all… I won Christmas. My 18yo nephew loved my vintage OutKast tshirt a couple weeks ago (huge win for me, an old person), so I found another one on eBay & he was so excited.
December 25, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Y’all… I won Christmas. My 18yo nephew loved my vintage OutKast tshirt a couple weeks ago (huge win for me, an old person), so I found another one on eBay & he was so excited.
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
December 24, 2024 at 11:56 AM
“You will be visited by three spirits.”
I’m the Kendrick Lamar of wrapping.
December 24, 2024 at 3:05 AM
I’m the Kendrick Lamar of wrapping.
