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shankspeare.bsky.social
@shankspeare.bsky.social
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Here for the cats! Here for the dogs!

Fair warning, if you're an asshole you can fuck all the way off. I'm not the one.
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We love you too.
Brown tabby cat sound asleep on a grey couch console. Her chocolate stripes make me ponder a Reeces.
November 22, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Tiny wanted me to catch her artistic side. #TabbyTuesdays #Catsofbluesky
A black and white picture of Tiny the brown tabby asleep on the couch console.
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Someone is passed out. Big day! #dogs #dogsofbluesky
White and brown brindle pit mix passed out with the tongue out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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Tiny looking like a 50s film star.
Tabby cat asleep in black and white photo. She looks like contentment.
November 8, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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So these two idiots generally hate eachother. Why do I feel like I walked in on something oddly sexual?
#cats #catsofbluesky
All black cat and brown tabby cat laying on a blanket. They are curled up together and staring at me like I interrupted sexy time. Weirdos.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Tiny is wishing everyone a Happy #caturday! She's also hoping I find a Churu stick somewhere.
#catsofbluesky
A brown tabby sits on a blanket with her front paws on a white windowsill. She's looking back at me urging me to get off my ass and find her a Churu stick.
November 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Sames
Tiny brown tabby looking hopeful for a chula tube on an orange blanket.
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Ole Midnight Moon over here refused to stop laying on the box going to recycle. So I threw a blanket on it and here we are:
All black cat laying on a peach fleece cat on top of a cardboard box.
October 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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MJ would approve your sacrifice
:)
Old lady calico in all her 17yrs of glory sitting up and staring at the camera on an orange blanket.
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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I mean, if that's what we're doing on a Tuesday:
All black cat on blonde wood floor. Full sploot / splay staring up at the camera.
October 29, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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MJ gets it. She gave me 18 yrs of joy and irritation. She was fine until she wasn't. I miss her every day.
18 yro calico staring at me through the stair spindles. I miss her every day.
October 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Boop
October 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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A Tiny boop for some warm feelings.
#cats #catsofbluesky
A very close up of a brown tabby's nose while she stands on an orange blanket. She is always up for a boop!
October 24, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Tiny and Grandpa approve.
Small brown tabby resting her head on and old tuxedo cat's butt. They were napping in a lazyboy covered by an orange fleece blanket.
October 22, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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The boys say Hey!
A tan chihuahua and a white and brown speckled pitty mix posing for a picture. Borh men look like they pay rent. *they don't
October 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Maybe they can use them as hurricane hunters after this bullshit is over.
Screenshot from NY Times says: Coast Guard buys 2 private jets for Noem, costung $172 million.
October 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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So this guy is the epitome of misogyny. When he didn't like my reply to his public post he called me an edgelord.

When I informed him I'm a woman he immediately said I needed classes in manners and blocked me.

Weird that.
Patrick s. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social Total fucking misogynist
October 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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That feeling when you stop giving a shit.
Tiny grey tabby kitten trashed his cage but shut his eyes and turned his face to the light in the sky. He was later adopted.
October 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Luna, the teenage cat, is judging us HARD while we watch baseball with beer and sammiches.
#cats #catsofbluesky
Luna, the all black teenage cat, sitting on the tv stand staring at us with the Blue Jays game on tv behind her.
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Bob said amen.
White, brown and speckled 12 yro dog on wood floor looking adorable. Big ole ears, leg kicked out, surrounded by toys. I adore him.
October 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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@tferguson2018.bsky.social We were at the Jays game on Saturday!! Let's go Blue Jays!!
View from the stands at a Toronto blue jays baseball game. The stadium has the roof open and a touch of the skyline is visible.
October 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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My little man is so tired his tongue is stuck out while he snores.
#dogs #dogsofbluesky
White pitbull with brown speckles snoring with his tongue poking out.
October 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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*small dog* kinda like my small 18lb chihuahua that thinks he's being intentionally starved. To death.
Chunky tan chihuahua sitting for his class photo on a multi colored rug. His ears are as big as his belly.
October 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Want a hooker high 5?
All black cat sitting on top of a cat tree with her her ankle behind her ear, offering free hooker high 5s.
September 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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I get it. And I'm not easily riled. Want a hooker high 5?
All black cat sitting on a cat tree with her ankle behind her ear offering free hooker high fives.
September 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM