Alan Shankle
@shanklemagic.bsky.social
Future home of a Spirit Halloween.
Alright, Muppet Show reboot. Counting on you to fix (gestures wildly at everything)
September 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Alright, Muppet Show reboot. Counting on you to fix (gestures wildly at everything)
NEWSCASTER: “We now go live to The Heard Islands, where they are preparing a direct response to the tariff announcements.”
April 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
NEWSCASTER: “We now go live to The Heard Islands, where they are preparing a direct response to the tariff announcements.”
Do you think there was a second auditorium for the SNL 50th that had the cast members that the audience wouldn’t care if they showed up or not?
February 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Do you think there was a second auditorium for the SNL 50th that had the cast members that the audience wouldn’t care if they showed up or not?
Oh hey, book about old timey Cowboys but it’s hippos instead of cattle. Way to be right up my alley.
February 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Oh hey, book about old timey Cowboys but it’s hippos instead of cattle. Way to be right up my alley.
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
February 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather.
Dinosaur nuggets IN gravy.
January 29, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Dinosaur nuggets IN gravy.
I’m just gonna start saying things l like so I can see if that does anything on here.
January 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I’m just gonna start saying things l like so I can see if that does anything on here.
Let’s try this I guess?: The Sequel.
November 14, 2024 at 11:17 AM
Let’s try this I guess?: The Sequel.
Let’s try this I guess?
November 21, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Let’s try this I guess?