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Yeah.... right now. [gives a knowing nod]
May 18, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Yeah.... right now. [gives a knowing nod]
"Are... are you gonna throw that microphone? Because I'll go get it if you throw it. I'm just saying, if you WANT to do it, I'd be happy to fetch it for you. So, I'm here. Whenever you feel like throwing that.... Throw it.... throw it."
May 18, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"Are... are you gonna throw that microphone? Because I'll go get it if you throw it. I'm just saying, if you WANT to do it, I'd be happy to fetch it for you. So, I'm here. Whenever you feel like throwing that.... Throw it.... throw it."
But how do you get that mass to convert into energy?
April 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
But how do you get that mass to convert into energy?
how exactly you multiply mass by the speed of light squared?
April 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
how exactly you multiply mass by the speed of light squared?
Robocop had a donk too.
March 15, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Robocop had a donk too.
How bout a District 10 movie instead? I wanna know what became of Wikkus and Christopher Johnson.
March 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
How bout a District 10 movie instead? I wanna know what became of Wikkus and Christopher Johnson.
Even if you knew nothing about the situation, and you watched that exchange, you would not say that Zelensky was being "disrespectful." He was speaking like a rational adult. Then they started yelling at him because he said something they didn't like--THE FUCKING TRUTH.
March 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Even if you knew nothing about the situation, and you watched that exchange, you would not say that Zelensky was being "disrespectful." He was speaking like a rational adult. Then they started yelling at him because he said something they didn't like--THE FUCKING TRUTH.
It's still shocking that we all watched that shit happen on TV. And we let that son of a bitch run again.
March 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
It's still shocking that we all watched that shit happen on TV. And we let that son of a bitch run again.
Hate when the snow gets on the top of your shoes.
March 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hate when the snow gets on the top of your shoes.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
February 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?
Horrible Bosses is really funny. Got your Michael Bluth, Charlie Kelly, and Ted Lasso.
February 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Horrible Bosses is really funny. Got your Michael Bluth, Charlie Kelly, and Ted Lasso.
I don't know. Holler and show your ass? Wait, that's what Republicans do.
February 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I don't know. Holler and show your ass? Wait, that's what Republicans do.
I'd love to see a dog in a trench coat mauling Elon Musk.
February 28, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'd love to see a dog in a trench coat mauling Elon Musk.
I'll always remember bumping into him in the bathroom at a podcast festival.
February 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I'll always remember bumping into him in the bathroom at a podcast festival.
I've got a small collection of affordable fountain pens. TWSBI is the best. Never gets clogged. It can sit for months and still works.
February 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I've got a small collection of affordable fountain pens. TWSBI is the best. Never gets clogged. It can sit for months and still works.
That shit was pathetic.
February 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That shit was pathetic.
I admit, sometimes I'm too lazy to read subtitles and would rather have a dub. But I don't accuse others of snobbery because they prefer subtitles. Hearing the actor's performance makes a difference. I watched both versions of Squid Game and the original is better. Main guy was too whiny in the dub.
February 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I admit, sometimes I'm too lazy to read subtitles and would rather have a dub. But I don't accuse others of snobbery because they prefer subtitles. Hearing the actor's performance makes a difference. I watched both versions of Squid Game and the original is better. Main guy was too whiny in the dub.
So, preoccupied with whether or not you could, ya didn't stop to think if you should! First, there's the ooooh and the ahhhhh, new rye bread, uhh uhh, then there's the running and the screaming!
February 2, 2025 at 2:13 PM
So, preoccupied with whether or not you could, ya didn't stop to think if you should! First, there's the ooooh and the ahhhhh, new rye bread, uhh uhh, then there's the running and the screaming!
I was skeptical at first, but once you taste it, you'll be a believer. Ya gotta use that thick Texas toast bread because of the squeeze. And butter the outside. It's awesome.
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I was skeptical at first, but once you taste it, you'll be a believer. Ya gotta use that thick Texas toast bread because of the squeeze. And butter the outside. It's awesome.
A face that says "I live here now"
February 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
A face that says "I live here now"
I used to make grilled PB&J's on the George Foreman. They were really good.
February 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I used to make grilled PB&J's on the George Foreman. They were really good.
Watching those CNN hosts sit idly by while trump screamed lies into a microphone was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. CNN is done.
January 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Watching those CNN hosts sit idly by while trump screamed lies into a microphone was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen. CNN is done.
There are some parody true crime podcasts out there. "This Sounds Serious" is pretty funny. It's got Dave Shumka and Graham Clark from "Stop Podcasting Yourself"--my favorite Canadian podcast.
January 31, 2025 at 1:31 AM
There are some parody true crime podcasts out there. "This Sounds Serious" is pretty funny. It's got Dave Shumka and Graham Clark from "Stop Podcasting Yourself"--my favorite Canadian podcast.
How hard is it to pickup the damn phone and call Colombia and tell them what's up?
January 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
How hard is it to pickup the damn phone and call Colombia and tell them what's up?