Goth Shania
@shaniaonahorse.bsky.social
Goth Shania Twain on a Dark horse
“She kiefs at the days to come.” -Proverbs 4:20
October 12, 2023 at 1:02 AM
“She kiefs at the days to come.” -Proverbs 4:20
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COVID IS INNOCENT OF THESE CRIMES
September 25, 2023 at 4:07 PM
COVID IS INNOCENT OF THESE CRIMES
How many dongs do you think have been frostbitten
September 16, 2023 at 12:21 AM
How many dongs do you think have been frostbitten
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Fuck dudes, get money
September 15, 2023 at 12:48 AM
Fuck dudes, get money
I could never relate to this
September 14, 2023 at 5:15 PM
I could never relate to this
Pontias Pilate did not invent Pilates
September 14, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Pontias Pilate did not invent Pilates
Tilapia is a GMO 🫶🏻
September 14, 2023 at 3:44 AM
Tilapia is a GMO 🫶🏻
I’ve seen enough movies, I feel comfortable attempting an exorcism
September 13, 2023 at 3:02 PM
I’ve seen enough movies, I feel comfortable attempting an exorcism
Imagine ur in a millennial nursing home and there’s chevron, the Macarena, and pills in your frozen yogurt
August 22, 2023 at 4:13 AM
Imagine ur in a millennial nursing home and there’s chevron, the Macarena, and pills in your frozen yogurt
This is how all of your messages find me:
August 22, 2023 at 4:11 AM
This is how all of your messages find me:
Chivalry isn’t dead and yet I am
August 22, 2023 at 4:10 AM
Chivalry isn’t dead and yet I am
Keep Austin From Getting Weirder
August 15, 2023 at 1:28 AM
Keep Austin From Getting Weirder
A man should have all of his facts straight about the atomic bomb.
August 14, 2023 at 1:23 AM
A man should have all of his facts straight about the atomic bomb.
I could replace Joe in impractical jokers if they’re looking for a 4th
August 14, 2023 at 1:22 AM
I could replace Joe in impractical jokers if they’re looking for a 4th
Nobody gonna show up for you like a sugar daddy bot gonna show up for you
August 14, 2023 at 1:20 AM
Nobody gonna show up for you like a sugar daddy bot gonna show up for you
I exist only because @coolpurplebass.bsky.social does
August 13, 2023 at 11:32 PM
I exist only because @coolpurplebass.bsky.social does