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Mafia Princess
@shangrilola.bsky.social
She/Her/Hers. Bills Mafia. Sabres fan despite the suffering. Mom to a fiery redhead. Queer fiction collector. Captain of a mighty armada. Vacated the hellscape. Empathy now reserved for those who deserve it. 💙
Why I bother, I do not know.
December 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I rescind my earlier statement. But really, the fuck was that first half?
December 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hello darkness, my old friend… I fucking hate football.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I fucking wish a bitch would. I am so goddamn tired of assholes.
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
The stuffed animal box I just dug out of storage for my daughter is a microcosm of 80’s pop culture. There are three Cabbage Patch Kids, one Get Along Gang toy, three Curious Georges, one Wuzzle, one Puffalump, one Pound Puppy, one Muppet Baby, and a Popple.
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I clearly don’t love myself, watching this dumb fucking show.
November 14, 2025 at 2:00 AM
…the fuck am I watching???
November 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
You can’t hurt me, Bills. I’m dead inside.
November 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I always feel so much better when I don’t watch. Caring takes too much emotional effort.
November 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The worst part is, I can’t even turn to SVU for comfort, they’re the goddamn MASTERS of stringing me along.
November 7, 2025 at 1:57 AM
OH COME ON STOP KILLING PEOPLE THIS POOR MAN LOVES
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Buck, you sleep with far too many clothes on.
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
How is everyone on this show so stupid?
November 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I threw some towels in the dryer during the last commercial break and it was more compelling than this episode.
October 31, 2025 at 12:35 AM
There ARE other people on this show, right? I didn’t hallucinate them?
October 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Christ, this show is so boring. And stupid. And I hate it. But I’ll keep watching. Because I hate myself 🤷🏼‍♀️
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I’m more invested with the Dutch elections than I am with ours. Mostly because ours are a perpetual fuckshow.
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Who takes care of me?
October 29, 2025 at 6:28 AM
I hate this dumb fucking show.
October 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I legitimately do not give a single crap about the space storyline right now, sorry space peeps 🤷🏼‍♀️
October 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
…this REALLY makes me excited to ride the subway to work twice a week 👍🏻
October 24, 2025 at 12:10 AM
The hell do I watch this stupid-ass show.
October 17, 2025 at 12:59 AM
WHAT EVEN IS THIS WEEK ARE YOU KIDDING ME
RWRBonPrime has revealed the title for the sequel: Red, White & Royal Wedding!
October 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
MY SEQUEL!! MY SEQUEL!! FINALLY MY SEQUEL!!
October 14, 2025 at 2:45 PM
I am raising my CHILD to love you. Don’t make me regret not letting her be a Pats fan like her friends.
October 14, 2025 at 12:13 AM