Shane Scurvy Spears
@shanescurvyspears.bsky.social
Writer, animator, some-times part-time comic/spoken word artist, exotic animal trainer and prophet 4 profit. Also dig me @ShaneScurvySpears.com
For anyone who thought the republican serial child rapist cover-up scandal would loose them adherents, allow me to gesture broadly at the Catholic church.
November 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
For anyone who thought the republican serial child rapist cover-up scandal would loose them adherents, allow me to gesture broadly at the Catholic church.
Starting at 7:30, Harts Haven, November 22
November 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Starting at 7:30, Harts Haven, November 22
Advice: If you're appalled by the reaction to Charlie Kirks' death. When trump strokes out and dies, stay off the internet and invest in good noise canceling headphones.
September 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Advice: If you're appalled by the reaction to Charlie Kirks' death. When trump strokes out and dies, stay off the internet and invest in good noise canceling headphones.
They’ll wait patently like whipped dogs, for crumbs to trickle down from their masters, as long as a lesbian with blue hair they will never meet in their lifetime, gets fucked over with a student loan debt.
Snapshots in in our stupid greasy times -part 33 — Prophet-4-Profit
Everything republicans and their CHUD supporters spent a collective 12 years braying about the Obama/Biden administration "wanted to do" they now cheer for, and don’t give me any bullshit about how “t...
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August 30, 2025 at 4:39 AM
They’ll wait patently like whipped dogs, for crumbs to trickle down from their masters, as long as a lesbian with blue hair they will never meet in their lifetime, gets fucked over with a student loan debt.
Yes there were times when, for whatever reason, I interviewed for a job I did not want. I already got hired somewhere else, I was leaving town, or I just wanted to say all those things in the interview I always longed to but couldn’t. One of my favorite interviews went like this...
No thanks, I already have a stupid shitty job. — Prophet-4-Profit
Most of us have experienced the job interview in our lifetimes and the anxiety that accompanies it, but have you ever gone through the process when you didn’t want the job? Most rational people would ...
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August 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yes there were times when, for whatever reason, I interviewed for a job I did not want. I already got hired somewhere else, I was leaving town, or I just wanted to say all those things in the interview I always longed to but couldn’t. One of my favorite interviews went like this...
The American people warns monarchist judges that treachery and cowardice leads to anti-judge rhetoric. Fuck you howdy doody.
Chief Justice John Roberts warns anti-judge rhetoric can lead to violence
"Threatening the judges for doing their job is totally unacceptable," Roberts said at a judicial conference.
www.politico.com
June 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
The American people warns monarchist judges that treachery and cowardice leads to anti-judge rhetoric. Fuck you howdy doody.
If the comment section was in 1770 right now
June 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
If the comment section was in 1770 right now
Allegedly, the marathon of sex perversion peaks during the crescendo of an REO Speed Wagon mixtape.
May 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Allegedly, the marathon of sex perversion peaks during the crescendo of an REO Speed Wagon mixtape.
For conspiracy theorists, covid truly became Schrodingers pandemic.
It was a practically harmless common flu that the deep state used to control us.
AND
A deadly bio-weapon leaked from lab on purpose to....uh....control us I guess.
It was a practically harmless common flu that the deep state used to control us.
AND
A deadly bio-weapon leaked from lab on purpose to....uh....control us I guess.
May 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
For conspiracy theorists, covid truly became Schrodingers pandemic.
It was a practically harmless common flu that the deep state used to control us.
AND
A deadly bio-weapon leaked from lab on purpose to....uh....control us I guess.
It was a practically harmless common flu that the deep state used to control us.
AND
A deadly bio-weapon leaked from lab on purpose to....uh....control us I guess.
In fun news, one of the co-sponsors of a bill to classify "not liking trump" as a mental illness (totally not a cult bro) just got busted for trying to be a pederast.
Many Republicans want to save children like pornographers want to "rescue" runaways.
Many Republicans want to save children like pornographers want to "rescue" runaways.
Minnesota senator behind 'Trump derangement syndrome' bill faces child solicitation charge
A Minnesota state senator who co-authored a bill defining “Trump derangement syndrome” as a mental illness was arrested on charges of soliciting a minor for prostitution.
www.usatoday.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:36 AM
In fun news, one of the co-sponsors of a bill to classify "not liking trump" as a mental illness (totally not a cult bro) just got busted for trying to be a pederast.
Many Republicans want to save children like pornographers want to "rescue" runaways.
Many Republicans want to save children like pornographers want to "rescue" runaways.
The sleaze of these creeps is as bottomless as the stupidity of their fans is bountiful. A very spun-out looking don Jr. pedaling Ivermectin on waffle house brawl compilation videos.
March 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The sleaze of these creeps is as bottomless as the stupidity of their fans is bountiful. A very spun-out looking don Jr. pedaling Ivermectin on waffle house brawl compilation videos.
I made this shit in 2018 and unfortunately it's not only still relevant but even more prescient. There is no Schumirth to be had in the land.
March 15, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I made this shit in 2018 and unfortunately it's not only still relevant but even more prescient. There is no Schumirth to be had in the land.
Showing off my Sleep-Away camp shirt, one of the best movies ever made.
March 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Showing off my Sleep-Away camp shirt, one of the best movies ever made.
I'm not concerned what kind of Klansmen you identify as, what your motivation is or what conspiracy theory you believe in that moves you to wear the white hood. If you back fascist bigoted bullshit, your explanations are limp dicks and excuses.
March 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm not concerned what kind of Klansmen you identify as, what your motivation is or what conspiracy theory you believe in that moves you to wear the white hood. If you back fascist bigoted bullshit, your explanations are limp dicks and excuses.
MAGA world believes in the rights of many people to speak freely from Nazi's to Karens to Klansmen to Scot Baio. They're not stopping you from saying what you want, just explicitly stating they will use violence, imprisonment and exile if you say something that "agitates" someone.
March 5, 2025 at 12:18 AM
MAGA world believes in the rights of many people to speak freely from Nazi's to Karens to Klansmen to Scot Baio. They're not stopping you from saying what you want, just explicitly stating they will use violence, imprisonment and exile if you say something that "agitates" someone.
A tribute to modern horror folklore- There be maniacs in them woods photoshoot - 064 The VHS cover shot
March 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
A tribute to modern horror folklore- There be maniacs in them woods photoshoot - 064 The VHS cover shot
Consent, a magic sword +1 of Republican boner slaying
February 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Consent, a magic sword +1 of Republican boner slaying
The eternal 9 year old in me sometimes realizes that I can just buy stickers. I can just pull out a $20 and buy some stickers and an ice cream cone and nobody can stop me.
February 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The eternal 9 year old in me sometimes realizes that I can just buy stickers. I can just pull out a $20 and buy some stickers and an ice cream cone and nobody can stop me.