Shane Randle
@shanerandle.bsky.social
"Sir, this could have been an email."
September 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"Sir, this could have been an email."
We really live in the dumbest timeline. :-(
September 1, 2025 at 6:16 AM
We really live in the dumbest timeline. :-(
I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to be a writer for The Onion these days.
June 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I can't imagine how frustrating it must be to be a writer for The Onion these days.
One of those tanks has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
June 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
One of those tanks has the opportunity to do the funniest thing...
I had to fact check Peach Palpatine's tweet today, because reality is becoming indistinguishable from satire.
May 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I had to fact check Peach Palpatine's tweet today, because reality is becoming indistinguishable from satire.
This post was literally how I found out about this. I saw another post that was like "Wow, Cory Booker is still talking" and I figured maybe you were exaggerating, then I got on the live stream, and he'd been going for like 17 hours. Amazing. 🫡
April 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This post was literally how I found out about this. I saw another post that was like "Wow, Cory Booker is still talking" and I figured maybe you were exaggerating, then I got on the live stream, and he'd been going for like 17 hours. Amazing. 🫡
Rich people don't go to jail for drugs.
March 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Rich people don't go to jail for drugs.
Her response to this was great.
March 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Her response to this was great.
A lot of people keep saying Idiocracy is playing out in real life, but that's not really fair, because Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho would be a better president.
March 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A lot of people keep saying Idiocracy is playing out in real life, but that's not really fair, because Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Comacho would be a better president.
Just saw a post from Fetterman saying he disagrees with many parts of the CR, but would "never vote to shut down the government". Like, dude, wtf? That's literally your only leverage...
March 12, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Just saw a post from Fetterman saying he disagrees with many parts of the CR, but would "never vote to shut down the government". Like, dude, wtf? That's literally your only leverage...
Absolutely disgraceful. Trump and Vance are bullies, and the only good bullies are either dead or on fire.
March 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Absolutely disgraceful. Trump and Vance are bullies, and the only good bullies are either dead or on fire.
Welcome to the "finding out" part.
February 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Welcome to the "finding out" part.
Is this a relatively new thing, like post-Covid?
February 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Is this a relatively new thing, like post-Covid?
Where's Ben Shapiro?
January 19, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Where's Ben Shapiro?
It would be hilarious because of all of the people who bought 47 merch.
December 23, 2024 at 8:59 PM
It would be hilarious because of all of the people who bought 47 merch.
And if you happen to see him, no you didn't.
December 8, 2024 at 3:44 AM
And if you happen to see him, no you didn't.
I just read about this recently, and it's so wild. It would be pretty wild today, but apparently it's like 40+ years old? I read that the guy who put out this "theory" ripped off most of it from an early draft of Star Trek The Motion Picture. lol
December 7, 2024 at 6:45 AM
I just read about this recently, and it's so wild. It would be pretty wild today, but apparently it's like 40+ years old? I read that the guy who put out this "theory" ripped off most of it from an early draft of Star Trek The Motion Picture. lol