Shane Longton
@shanelongton.bsky.social
Married👬🏻🏳️🌈| Father 👧 👑 | Former NHS HCA 🏥 | Proud Northerner | Collector of Houseplants🪴| Biscuits & Naps are my downfall!
July 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Went to see the Famous hill the hovis advert was filmed on. 🍞 🥖
June 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Went to see the Famous hill the hovis advert was filmed on. 🍞 🥖
Almost 7pm and it’s still blazing 🥵 ☀️ last day tomorrow! 😢 don’t want to go home! #Dorset #Bournemouth
June 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Almost 7pm and it’s still blazing 🥵 ☀️ last day tomorrow! 😢 don’t want to go home! #Dorset #Bournemouth
Devon is just as beautiful, come! Come Sunday I won’t want to go home! We came to celebrate mine and an aunts birthday who I haven’t seen since I was very little (almost 40 years) she’s fab, hippie type half lipstick half butch lesbian! She’s had an incredible life down here. 🥰
June 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Devon is just as beautiful, come! Come Sunday I won’t want to go home! We came to celebrate mine and an aunts birthday who I haven’t seen since I was very little (almost 40 years) she’s fab, hippie type half lipstick half butch lesbian! She’s had an incredible life down here. 🥰
Day 2 of our holiday and already wanting to move to Dorset, it’s so nice! 🏖️
June 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Day 2 of our holiday and already wanting to move to Dorset, it’s so nice! 🏖️
Always wanted a wisteria, so we bought two! Purple & pink 🌸
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Always wanted a wisteria, so we bought two! Purple & pink 🌸
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
Kept them potted so we can take them with us if we move. It’s Baltic out there today! 🥶 #Gardening #wisteria #Wet
Pancakes swimming in Canadian maple syrup 🇨🇦 🍁 🥞 #ShroveTuesday #PancakeDay
March 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Pancakes swimming in Canadian maple syrup 🇨🇦 🍁 🥞 #ShroveTuesday #PancakeDay
Amazing stuff! 100% Natural, toxin free tallow body balm. Great for muscles and joints & aids sleep 🛌 💤 #FierceNature #MagnesiumBalm
March 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Amazing stuff! 100% Natural, toxin free tallow body balm. Great for muscles and joints & aids sleep 🛌 💤 #FierceNature #MagnesiumBalm
Still waiting for over 2 hours after being offered help! Why are TransUnion ignoring customers with a legitimate data concern? #unproffessional #Rude
February 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Still waiting for over 2 hours after being offered help! Why are TransUnion ignoring customers with a legitimate data concern? #unproffessional #Rude
So nice of my credit reference agency to mishandle our data and affect our credit for 3 months, to then lie about it! The gays always keep receipts! 🤣 ICO/Financial ombudsman complaint incoming! #TransUnion #CreditKarma
February 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
So nice of my credit reference agency to mishandle our data and affect our credit for 3 months, to then lie about it! The gays always keep receipts! 🤣 ICO/Financial ombudsman complaint incoming! #TransUnion #CreditKarma
Happy Valentines to all my Bsky followers! 18th V-day with my hubster! Yes it’s commercial, but we love Valentines 💌 🥰 🍾 #Valentines #TescoDineIn #Romantic #LoveIsInTheAir
February 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy Valentines to all my Bsky followers! 18th V-day with my hubster! Yes it’s commercial, but we love Valentines 💌 🥰 🍾 #Valentines #TescoDineIn #Romantic #LoveIsInTheAir
February 10, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Toni Collette, so versatile yet so underrated!
January 31, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Toni Collette, so versatile yet so underrated!
Continuing with the embarrassing stories,
One time Foto-me at asda crashed.......so I'm down a £5 and this stupid picture of me looking like I fell asleep in the booth will be left on the booth for all to see for 24 hrs until it’s fixed FML! 😂😂😂😂
One time Foto-me at asda crashed.......so I'm down a £5 and this stupid picture of me looking like I fell asleep in the booth will be left on the booth for all to see for 24 hrs until it’s fixed FML! 😂😂😂😂
January 31, 2025 at 8:55 AM
Continuing with the embarrassing stories,
One time Foto-me at asda crashed.......so I'm down a £5 and this stupid picture of me looking like I fell asleep in the booth will be left on the booth for all to see for 24 hrs until it’s fixed FML! 😂😂😂😂
One time Foto-me at asda crashed.......so I'm down a £5 and this stupid picture of me looking like I fell asleep in the booth will be left on the booth for all to see for 24 hrs until it’s fixed FML! 😂😂😂😂
January 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Don’t know who did this, but brilliant! 👏
January 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Don’t know who did this, but brilliant! 👏
January 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Must say this phrase at least x100 a day! 🤣 love ❤️ Wallace and Gromit! #Norbot #WallaceAndGromit #NickPark
January 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Must say this phrase at least x100 a day! 🤣 love ❤️ Wallace and Gromit! #Norbot #WallaceAndGromit #NickPark
Amazing film 🎥 🍿 also watch the 2nd film Orphan First kill #TheOrphan #OrphanFirstKill
January 28, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Amazing film 🎥 🍿 also watch the 2nd film Orphan First kill #TheOrphan #OrphanFirstKill
