The saying, “it costs nothing to be nice,” is full of crap because it sure costs me a lot to not be mean.

Sonic is WILD if they think I’m adding pickles or jalapeños to one of my slushes, whoever approved this needs to be a on a government watchlist

Real conversation I had yesterday

just saw an HBO movie called Am I Ok? where Dakota Johnson plays a lesbian. it’s just no Madame Web

absolutely obsessed with the grizzlies rapping children’s book ‘llama llama’ over the beat of shotta flow by nle choppa