Shane Assadzandi
@shaneiferd.bsky.social
He/Him. Progressive. Millennial. Pennsylvania. Not super thrilled about living through a poorly written reboot of the 1930s in my 30s, but doing it anyway.
"Good luck Marco," Trump says, addressing the Secretary of State directly. "We know who to blame if things go wrong."
March 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
"Good luck Marco," Trump says, addressing the Secretary of State directly. "We know who to blame if things go wrong."
I don't know how it feels to chew 5 Gum, but I do know how it feels to sit through 90 minutes of a Trump speech.
It's a lot like this.
It's a lot like this.
March 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I don't know how it feels to chew 5 Gum, but I do know how it feels to sit through 90 minutes of a Trump speech.
It's a lot like this.
It's a lot like this.
Donald Trump: "I have stopped all government censorship and brought back free speech"
Me:
Me:
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Donald Trump: "I have stopped all government censorship and brought back free speech"
Me:
Me:
Who has 2 thumbs and is going to sit through every word of the #StateOfTheUnion tonight so you don't have to? This guy!
Follow for snarky real-time commentary, and to see how long it takes for this joyous smile to twist into a grimace after the eldritch horrors spew from his spray-tanned mouth.
Follow for snarky real-time commentary, and to see how long it takes for this joyous smile to twist into a grimace after the eldritch horrors spew from his spray-tanned mouth.
March 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Who has 2 thumbs and is going to sit through every word of the #StateOfTheUnion tonight so you don't have to? This guy!
Follow for snarky real-time commentary, and to see how long it takes for this joyous smile to twist into a grimace after the eldritch horrors spew from his spray-tanned mouth.
Follow for snarky real-time commentary, and to see how long it takes for this joyous smile to twist into a grimace after the eldritch horrors spew from his spray-tanned mouth.
On January 20th Donald Trump sat in the Oval Office and told reporters that he'd put a 100% tariff on imports from Spain. "They're a BRICS nation, Spain," he said, referring to the growing intergovernmental organization.
There are 2 nations in BRICS that start with S. Spain is not one of them.
There are 2 nations in BRICS that start with S. Spain is not one of them.
January 30, 2025 at 2:29 AM
On January 20th Donald Trump sat in the Oval Office and told reporters that he'd put a 100% tariff on imports from Spain. "They're a BRICS nation, Spain," he said, referring to the growing intergovernmental organization.
There are 2 nations in BRICS that start with S. Spain is not one of them.
There are 2 nations in BRICS that start with S. Spain is not one of them.
He tried to shutter the government by executive order. A judge slapped him down. He gave up.
He tried to bully the Fed into lowering interest rates. They told him to kick rocks.
MAGA voters, this is the "very stable genius" that you say is good at doing business and being President.
He tried to bully the Fed into lowering interest rates. They told him to kick rocks.
MAGA voters, this is the "very stable genius" that you say is good at doing business and being President.
January 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
He tried to shutter the government by executive order. A judge slapped him down. He gave up.
He tried to bully the Fed into lowering interest rates. They told him to kick rocks.
MAGA voters, this is the "very stable genius" that you say is good at doing business and being President.
He tried to bully the Fed into lowering interest rates. They told him to kick rocks.
MAGA voters, this is the "very stable genius" that you say is good at doing business and being President.
I wrote in a liberal Facebook group that calling Congress is a waste of time. Got dog-piled with self-righteous comments demanding to know "wHaT dId YoU dO iN tHe LaSt ElEcTiOn?"
This is what I was doing.
To be clear, shit like this is why Americans trusted Velveeta Voldemort more than liberals.
This is what I was doing.
To be clear, shit like this is why Americans trusted Velveeta Voldemort more than liberals.
January 29, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I wrote in a liberal Facebook group that calling Congress is a waste of time. Got dog-piled with self-righteous comments demanding to know "wHaT dId YoU dO iN tHe LaSt ElEcTiOn?"
This is what I was doing.
To be clear, shit like this is why Americans trusted Velveeta Voldemort more than liberals.
This is what I was doing.
To be clear, shit like this is why Americans trusted Velveeta Voldemort more than liberals.